BLBlonde Lesbian
Let us know if you hear of anyone nearby struggling to make ends meet or on disability - or headed for incarceration. [Hands Sheila a business card]
BLBlonde Lesbian
We'd like to buy as many homes as we can.
Oh, wow. Okay. Oh, thank you! Thank you so much. [To Frank] That was one of the lesbians. [Holds up cheque] Okay, this is earnest money to buy this house, which means they're earnest! It's happening, Frank, whether you like it or not.
Oh, God. Oh, God. I, Oh, God, I can't, I'm, I'm sorry. I can't. I'm, I'm still too weak. I, What if, I have to stay close to my doctors and my family. Sammi and Chuckie need me, and Sammi is a train wreck. And Fiona and the kids-- I'm their dad. A home is a home, damn it. I died upstairs, and then I came back to life. I was reborn in this house. I'm practically the mayor of this place. Sheils, come on, you can't take that away from me. These few blocks, this neighborhood It's the only thing I've ever had. It's the only thing that's ever meant anything to me. I thought I was the only thing that ever meant anything to you. And you. Of course and you. Yeah, you're my everything. You are my dawn and my dusk. You're the sun. You're the moon. Sheila. Sheila, I'm begging you. Oh, fuck me.
BLBlonde Lesbian
My wife, Lisa, and I just moved into the house down the street.
Adamecs had three kids. Bank threw them out.
BLBlonde Lesbian
I'm sorry to hear that. Listen, was your car towed this morning?
We don't have a car, so, no. [Note: What happened to the Ford Taurus Carl stole with Bonnie in the previous season?]
BLBlonde Lesbian
Our Range Rover was. All the parking signs on the south side of the street were moved to the north side, and there are heroin needles in the alley and serial rapist flyers. It's like the neighborhood went to shit overnight. You know anything about it?
BLBlonde Lesbian
Hmm. F.Y.I. [Whispers dramatically] We don't scare easily. [She leaves]
...
[Debbie drinks orange juice outside her house front door and then screams to the neighbourhood]
I am a woman!
...
[Fiona is at Gus' place eating gumbo sent to him by his father out of bowl while standing]
This gumbo is fucking delicious.
Man with taste. [Chuckles, then clears throat] Oh, oh, um, listen, look, I-I really like you. You're a true gentleman, and I don't meet many of those, which is... why I want to take things slow.
I don't want to make the same mistakes that I have with the last 30 or 40 guys I've been with.
By "Take it slow," you mean we can get at it after I finish my water?
[Chuckles] Oh. No, no, I mean, you know go out on a few dates, get to know each other better.
But Frank promised you would bone me as soon as we got back to your trailer.
...
[To Frank in the basement when he's engrossed in his beer still] Frank, I've decided when Ernie comes with the RV to tell him to turn it around and take it back home.
You're keeping the house?
I want to be with you and reaffirm our commitment to our partnership
Oh, you... Oh, no, no, no, no. Maybe later.
[Sammi comes down to the basement]
Hey! You dangled me like a sex carrot to get brewery equipment?
You were lonely. I was killing two birds with one stone.
You know, I don't like your tone.
He promised that man that I would put out on the first date!
I've seen you put out after the first drink.
[Sammi chases Frank up basement stairs with Sheila following leaving Hanzi behind, Sammi is on Frank's back pounding him outside in the street]
...in a bottle of diarrhea!
That is an unacceptable...
I am your flesh and blood!
She is nobody! All right, can the both of you...
I am your flesh and blood!
Both of you, just shut the fuck up?! Can't a man have one moment of peace?! Christ! I've got a raging lunatic succubus of a daughter, on one hand, and a lumpy, smothering pervert of a wife, on the other! And you are both driving me fucking insane!
Don't you "Daddy" me! You are needy! You are slutty! Your son is a lump of pure misery! And you have disgusting personal hygiene! And you!
You are a certified whack job!
You couldn't go out of your house for two years. You take great pleasure in shoving fake penises up the butts of the men you love! You banged the husband of your only daughter! You adopted a bunch of Indian kids, and who the fuck knows why?! And I cannot stand your unreasonably complicated cooking!
[Sammi starts crying]
Oh, Jesus Christ! Can't a man get one fucking minute of peace?! Just one minute?! [Sheila's house goes up in a total fireball explosion] Holy shit! Must've been the extra propane.
Where's Hanzi? [Hanzi's right leg comes down near Frank]
[RV dealer pulls up in brand new RV, who gets out astonished at the sight, says "Holy Mama", without saying a word to Frank, Sheila gets in and drives off]
...
[Lesbian couple is watching firefighters douse Sheila's house wreckage]
BLBlonde Lesbian
At least we won't have to pay for the demo.
RLRedhead Lesbian
Score. [They do high five]
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