Steve Wilton quotes from Shameless

Steve

Your sister's driving me crazy. I don't know what it's gonna take for her to trust me. Again.

Lip

Can you blame her? You know, you have a whole other family. First, your name was Steve, then Jimmy. You know, you disappear to Brazil. Come back married. You know, it's kind of a tough way to build up trust.

Steve

I really am trustworthy, though.

Lip

Yeah, well, you're gonna have to do something bold to prove it.

Lip

Holy shit... they're still fucking?

Steve

Sometimes it's fighting. Can't really tell the difference.

Steve

You're going to be disappointed.

Fiona

Wouldn't be the first time somebody's disappointed me.

Fiona

[Gasps] Shit!

Steve

What's the matter?

Fiona

$1,000.

Steve

Mm, back to sleep.

Fiona

I can't breathe.

Steve

Maybe it has something to do with the pillow on your face.

Fiona

I gotta pay the property tax.

Steve

All right, come here, come here, come here.

Fiona

Stop poking me with that thing.

Steve

Thought you liked me poking you with this thing.

Fiona

What was I thinking? [Sighs exasperatedly]

Steve

[Fiona is in the shower and he sits on the toilet] Is this about the club thing?

Fiona

I woke up having a panic attack that I was just like Frank and Monica taking our money, except I wasn't even getting high with it.

Steve

You know, you're gonna throw a kick-ass club night. You gotta be entrepreneurial, right? Invest in yourself.

Fiona

Are you taking a dump right now?

Steve

Like clockwork, every morning.

Fiona

Jesus.

Steve

What, I can't take a dump in here?

Fiona

[Grabs towel] Not in front of me you can't.

Steve

You were in the shower.

Fiona

Yeah, and now I'm out of the shower.

Steve

I wouldn't care if you took a dump in front of me.

Fiona

[Sighs and opens door with Lip, Ian and Carl running frantically in hall] Oh! What's going on?

Lip

Frank drunk looking for a bed!

Fiona

Who the hell let him in?

Lip

Debbie!

Ian

We begged her not to.

Lip

He's not hot-bunking my bed.

Carl

Why can't he sleep out on the porch? It's warm enough.

Frank

I want my old bed back.

Fiona

Oh, hell, no!

Debbie

Up. Step, step.

Fiona

Morning, Frank.

Frank

This is my house!

Debbie

It's okay, Daddy. You can sleep in my room.

Lip

Wouldn't do it, Debs. He's especially ripe this morning.

Carl

Frank smells like dog piss.

Frank

Not dog piss! Gary the homeless guy.

Debbie

Come on, Daddy. Sweet dreams, Daddy.

Carl

Hey, that's my tent.

Debbie

[Shoves him in chest] I'll hose it off after he wakes up.

Ian

Debs, don't let Frank in here anymore.

Debbie

This is his home too. He disappeared for months. And now he's back. [Shoves her way past] Excuse.

Debbie

Hey, Daddy. Brought you breakfast. And the newspaper. Good to have you home. Can you help me with my social studies project? It's on the civil war. Gotta build Lincoln's log cabin.

Frank

Deb.

Debbie

Hmm?

Frank

Too much noise. [Shoves her away] I need peace and quiet. I'm trying to sleep. [Debbie looks at him looking cheated]

Carl

Seriously? You're walking me to the curb? What, did I go back in time and turn six?

Steve

Have a good day at school, Carl. Learn something useful. [Walks up to Beto's Cadillac Escalade]

Beto

[Singing along to Payphone] You like? [[w:Maroon 5|Maroon 5].

Steve

What the hell are you doing here?

Beto

Have you gotten a job yet?

Steve

No.

Beto

Nando told you to get a job.

Steve

Listen, I don't know what it's like in Brazil, But we're in a recession here.

Beto

Oh. Hmm. I'll keep my eye on you from now on, okay?

Steve

Excuse me?

Beto

Make sure you don't get into trouble. We are partners now. Wherever you go, I go. [Snickers] Like a married couple, huh?

Steve

Frank, what the hell? I got that roast chicken for dinner tonight!

Frank

My house, my kitchen, my fridge, my chicken. [Referring to his Shorts#Daisy Dukes] I cut these too short. My balls are hanging out.

Steve

Yeah. [Walks away]