[Gasps] Shit!
What's the matter?
$1,000.
Mm, back to sleep.
I can't breathe.
Maybe it has something to do with the pillow on your face.
I gotta pay the property tax.
All right, come here, come here, come here.
Stop poking me with that thing.
Thought you liked me poking you with this thing.
What was I thinking? [Sighs exasperatedly]
[Fiona is in the shower and he sits on the toilet] Is this about the club thing?
I woke up having a panic attack that I was just like Frank and Monica taking our money, except I wasn't even getting high with it.
You know, you're gonna throw a kick-ass club night. You gotta be entrepreneurial, right? Invest in yourself.
Are you taking a dump right now?
Like clockwork, every morning.
Jesus.
What, I can't take a dump in here?
[Grabs towel] Not in front of me you can't.
You were in the shower.
Yeah, and now I'm out of the shower.
I wouldn't care if you took a dump in front of me.
[Sighs and opens door with Lip, Ian and Carl running frantically in hall] Oh! What's going on?
Frank drunk looking for a bed!
Who the hell let him in?
Debbie!
We begged her not to.
He's not hot-bunking my bed.
Why can't he sleep out on the porch? It's warm enough.
I want my old bed back.
Oh, hell, no!
Up. Step, step.
Morning, Frank.
This is my house!
It's okay, Daddy. You can sleep in my room.
Wouldn't do it, Debs. He's especially ripe this morning.
Frank smells like dog piss.
Not dog piss! Gary the homeless guy.
Come on, Daddy. Sweet dreams, Daddy.
Hey, that's my tent.
[Shoves him in chest] I'll hose it off after he wakes up.
Debs, don't let Frank in here anymore.
This is his home too. He disappeared for months. And now he's back. [Shoves her way past] Excuse.
...
Hey, Daddy. Brought you breakfast. And the newspaper. Good to have you home. Can you help me with my social studies project? It's on the civil war. Gotta build Lincoln's log cabin.
Deb.
Hmm?
Too much noise. [Shoves her away] I need peace and quiet. I'm trying to sleep. [Debbie looks at him looking cheated]
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