Beto quotes from Shameless

Carl

Seriously? You're walking me to the curb? What, did I go back in time and turn six?

Steve

Have a good day at school, Carl. Learn something useful. [Walks up to Beto's Cadillac Escalade]

Beto

[Singing along to Payphone] You like? [[w:Maroon 5|Maroon 5].

Steve

What the hell are you doing here?

Beto

Have you gotten a job yet?

Steve

No.

Beto

Nando told you to get a job.

Steve

Listen, I don't know what it's like in Brazil, But we're in a recession here.

Beto

Oh. Hmm. I'll keep my eye on you from now on, okay?

Steve

Excuse me?

Beto

Make sure you don't get into trouble. We are partners now. Wherever you go, I go. [Snickers] Like a married couple, huh?

Beto

[On Estefania] You married her before God, no?

Jimmy

No, I married her before her father who had a gun pointed at my nuts. It's different somehow.

Give me the money!

Jimmy

What the fuck?! What the fuck?!

Give me your money!

Jimmy

Is that a toy gun?! [Mugger girl fires a shot in the air with Jimmy handing her the cash who then runs away and Jimmy starts repeatedly swinging a carseat on the road] Aah! Fuck! Fuck! Aah! Fuck you! Fuck you! Aah!

Beto

Get in. We drink.

Jimmy

Fuck! Oh, god damn it!

Beto

Please tell your father I'm a big fan. It's truth, you see? What's truth? That you are no good for Fiona.

Jimmy

What the hell do you know?

Beto

I know you are not meant for this life. You are a rich boy, born with a silver spoon, eh? It's okay not to be ashamed. I am from the favela. Okay? And now I have silver spoon. You can go that way. But the other way? [Scoffs] That way is just misery. Bitter. Resent. [speaking Portuguese] It's better you should go now, before Fiona, and the kids get more, uh, what's the...?

Jimmy

Attached.

Beto

Attached, yes. Or before you and Fiona make a baby together. 'cause after a baby, Then it's misery, bitter, resent forever. Men, we need space to think. So walk, think. This time, I will not follow you.

Jimmy

Thanks, man.

Beto

Hey, but if you break any laws, I will chop off both your hands, eh?

Jimmy

I got it.