Doctor Cox quotes from Scrubs, page 11 ... TV Quotes Database

So, did he buy the newsletter rankings nonsense?

CDr. Cox

Like an elderly shut-in talking to a telemarketer.

Outstanding.

CDr. Cox

And now, a boring announcement about a pointless tradition, brought to you by an aging figurehead with a failing liver and an over-active libido.

Thank you, Perry, you anger-filled muscle-slut.

CDr. Cox

I miss this.

Me, too. It kills me that we're friends now.

I just needed a moment of peace and quiet. The other students will.. not.. stop asking me questions.

CDr. Cox

Oh, puh-leeze! I have a hospital full of incompetents hammering me with stupid questions every second of every day.

Dr. Cox, your patient in three is septic. Antibiotics or vasopressors?

CDr. Cox

Antibiotics at first.

That wasn't so dumb.

CDr. Cox

Wait for it.

Oh, did you get my request for scrubs that hug a little closer to my wham-bam?

CDr. Cox

Thank you, Todd, for being the example to a point you don't understand.

You're welcome.

[Dr. Cox and Denise search the hospital, asking passerbys about Drew]

CDr. Cox

Have you seen Drew Suffin? Med student, only about 900 years old?

Hey, you seen a med student? Thinks he's cooler than he is, kinda has a serial killer vibe?

Doctor Cox quotes from Scrubs