DrewSo, did he buy the newsletter rankings nonsense?
Like an elderly shut-in talking to a telemarketer.
DrewOutstanding.
A character in Scrubs
Played by Michael Mosley
Scrubs · 394 quotes
In 4 of the 394 quotes from Scrubs
Most scenes with: Doctor Cox (2), Lucy Bennett (2)
DrewSo, did he buy the newsletter rankings nonsense?
Like an elderly shut-in talking to a telemarketer.
DrewOutstanding.
[to Elliot] Morning, sunshine! You look rested! Oh, and making time for the paper, that must be nice. [drops the act] Later, you munch!
Did she just call me a butt-munch?
DrewWell, she didn't use the word "butt", though I can't think of any other prominent kind of munch, so... yeah, she called you a butt-munch. [cheerfully] I'm Drew, by the way!
Hey, Drew... "You better recognize?"
DrewJust something people used to say in the '90's.
Cool people?
Drew... no.
DrewI just needed a moment of peace and quiet. The other students will.. not.. stop asking me questions.
Oh, puh-leeze! I have a hospital full of incompetents hammering me with stupid questions every second of every day.
Dr. Cox, your patient in three is septic. Antibiotics or vasopressors?
Antibiotics at first.
DrewThat wasn't so dumb.
Wait for it.
Oh, did you get my request for scrubs that hug a little closer to my wham-bam?
Thank you, Todd, for being the example to a point you don't understand.
You're welcome.
J.D.Zach Braff · 182 quotes
DCDoctor CoxDutch Hofstetter · 154 quotes
Dr. Christopher TurkDonald Faison · 69 quotes
Dr. Elliot ReidSarah Chalke · 62 quotes
Carla EspinosaJudy Reyes · 59 quotes
Dr. KelsoKen Jenkins · 51 quotes
JordanChrista Miller · 27 quotes
Lucy BennettKerry Bishé · 16 quotes
TedSam Lloyd · 16 quotes
Denise MahoneyEliza Coupe · 11 quotes
The ToddRobert Maschio · 11 quotes
DanTom Cavanagh · 6 quotes
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