Dice quotes from Sam & Cat

Dice

  You look like Sam from that web show iCarly.

Sam

  Nah, that chick is way hotter than me.

Cat

  (giggles) She is Sam!

Dice

  Woah, you're awesome!

Sam

  Yeah.

Dice

  And guess what I got today?

Cat

  Ooh, is it something?

Dice

  I got hair from Will Smith, Katy Perry.  I got Ryan Seacrest, Justin Bieber—

Cat

  How much for the Bieber?!

Dice

  Thirty dollars.

Cat

  I'll take it!

Dice

  Save your snot!

Sam

  You're a weird kid!

Dice

  Aww, you're sweet.

Sam

  [removes Dice's hat, pulls him toward her by his shirt]  Never call me sweet.

Cat

  I'm baaaaaack!!  [runs with her jug of bibble to the kitchen]  I got bibble!  I got bibble!!  I'm back and I got bibble!!  Woooooooo!!

Dice

  Did you get my money back?

Cat

  Yes!  At first.

Sam

  And then what?

Cat

  And then, they had this big tin jug of bibble which I bought!  Where's my spife?  [looks and finds her spife]  There's my spife!  [starts to open the jug of bibble]

Sam

  Wait, how much did you spend on that can?

Cat

  The can was free; I just paid for the bibble inside.

Dice

  How much?

Cat

  $500!  Plus my bike!  [points at Dice]  Don't judge me.  [carries on opening the bibble]

Sam

  You gave those little Brit brats all Dice's money?!

Cat

  And my bike!  Everybody clear?  Everybody up to speed?  I hope so 'cause I gotta eat me some bibble!  [opens the tin jug to find a load of cotton swabs]

Cat

  Cotton swabs?!

Dice

  Those little girls were supposed to sell me five new Pear Phone sixes.  And they sold me rocks.  Rocks!

Cat

  They're nice rocks.

Dice

  Who cares?

Cat

  Any rock collector would.

Cat

I want five yo-yos.

Dice

You can have one yo-yo.

Cat

Five!

Dice

Four!

Cat

Three!

Dice

Two!

Cat

One!

Dice

Okay, one yo-yo.

Cat

Haha, sucker!

Dice

I'm in major trouble here.

Sam

No, you're not! 'Cause I'm gonna jump the tuna.

Dice

[grateful] Yes.

Cat

You promised me you wouldn't.

Sam

Oh, what do you care? You can't like me very much if you're gonna flirt with my ex-boyfriend right in front of my face.

Cat

W-well you flirted with Robbie right in front of my face.

Sam

Oh, you mean like this? Mmm… that was some tasty Robbie.

Cat

Y'know what? Jump your stupid motorcycle over the tuna fish.

Freddie

Whoa, whoa, whoa. That sounds dangerous.

Cat

It is… and I don't care what happens to you.

Sam

We're making Blue Dog Soda as a protest. This is about doing what's right!

Dice

What do you mean?

Cat

Well, it's wrong that there are people out there who want to butt into everybody's business and tell us what we can and can't have!

Sam

Exactly.

Dice

Okay. So, then, what's the plan here?

Sam

We make enough Blue Dog Soda for ourselves and to sell to anyone who wants some.

You Blue Dog Soda punks are in serious trouble!

Sam

Why?

Why?!

Sam

What's your problem?

Cat

Yeah, what's wrong with making a tasty soda that everybody loves?

Dice

Which we wouldn't have had to do if you hadn't banned Blue Dog Soda in the first place!

Goomer

Has anybody seen the butt-scratcher?

Cat

What's your problem with Blue Dog?

My problem is that some people drink too much of it and that's not healthy.

Sam

So? Some people eat too many sandwiches; you gonna ban sandwiches?

Cat

Oh, and roller coasters! What if a kid decided to ride roller coasters all day long everyday? He'd flunk out of school!

Dice

You gonna ban roller coasters?

Sam

And what about sleeping? I mean, if a person sleeps way too long, they're gonna wake up in a pile of their own poop.

Cat

You gonna ban sleeping?

Goomer

And pooping?

Dice

And what about hugs?

Sam

Right!

Dice

If you hug someone real tight for too long, you could kill 'em.

Goomer

That is true.

Sam

So, maybe you should ban hugging.

Dice

Why don't you just ban everything?

Cat

Yeah! Because too much of anything could be bad for you, but it's not fair to punish everybody.

Sam

Just 'cause some people can't control themselves.

Goomer

Don't you think people oughta be free to choose?

Cat

This is America.

Dice

The 7th-smartest country in the world.

Sam

And we don't need people like you telling everybody what we can and can't do.

Dad, what's wrong?

They're right! I'm so stupid!

Sam

(to Dice) Dice, go clean up our kitchen.

Dice

No!

Sam

Then why are you here?

Cat

Hey! Who wants to try my hot crapple pie?

Sam

Let's answer together.

Dice

Let's sing the answer.

[sings] Nobody.

Flying robits?!

Sam

Robits?

Cat

That's what she calls robots.

Sam

Why would she call robots robits?

Dice

'Cause she's old.

[sprays Dice with a hose. She smiles] I may be old, but who's wet?

Cat

Do you guys hear that?

Sam

The drone!

Cat

I don't see it!

Sam

Me, neither.

Dice

Maybe it's coming from the other way.

Cat

Oh, I see it!

Sam

That's the moon!

Cat

Dang it!

Over there!

Sam

There it is!

Cat

OMG! Hi, drone

Dice

It's so cool

Sam

Man, it's coming pretty fast.

Cat

Real fast.

Where is it gonna land?

Cat

It's here!

Sam

Beef stick.

Cat

Enormous man's underpants.

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Dice

How great is technology?