Freddie quotes from Sam & Cat

Dice

I'm in major trouble here.

Sam

No, you're not! 'Cause I'm gonna jump the tuna.

Dice

[grateful] Yes.

Cat

You promised me you wouldn't.

Sam

Oh, what do you care? You can't like me very much if you're gonna flirt with my ex-boyfriend right in front of my face.

Cat

W-well you flirted with Robbie right in front of my face.

Sam

Oh, you mean like this? Mmm… that was some tasty Robbie.

Cat

Y'know what? Jump your stupid motorcycle over the tuna fish.

Freddie

Whoa, whoa, whoa. That sounds dangerous.

Cat

It is… and I don't care what happens to you.

Who are those boys in the water?

It's Frobbie! Somebody save Frobbie!

Freddie

Please don't call us that!

If you love Sam, why have you been going around Los Angeles fadoodling with Cat?

Freddie

I have not been "fadoodling" with Cat.

Cat

[Raises hands] You could've if you wanted to!