Dice
I'm in major trouble here.
Sam
No, you're not! 'Cause I'm gonna jump the tuna.
Dice
[grateful] Yes.
Cat
You promised me you wouldn't.
Sam
Oh, what do you care? You can't like me very much if you're gonna flirt with my ex-boyfriend right in front of my face.
Cat
W-well you flirted with Robbie right in front of my face.
Sam
Oh, you mean like this? Mmm… that was some tasty Robbie.
Cat
Y'know what? Jump your stupid motorcycle over the tuna fish.
Freddie
Whoa, whoa, whoa. That sounds dangerous.
Cat
It is… and I don't care what happens to you.
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