A character in Sam & Cat
Played by Zoran Korach
Sam & Cat · 122 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Sam & Cat: in 7 of its 122 quotes
Most scenes with: Sam Puckett (7), Cat Valentine (5), Dice (2)
(to Goomer) What do we call your mom?
Oh, yeah, what's her last name?
GoomerSame as mine: Merr. So just call her Mrs. Merr.
Wait, your last name is Merr?
GoomerYeah, my Daddy was French, so my first name is Gieux, and my last name is Merr. See? Gieux Merr.
Gieux.
Merr. Like what those three wise guys brought baby Jesus.
GoomerWhere's your motorcycle?
Oh, it's right over—[sees motorcycle is gone]
[violently shakes Cat] CAAAAAAAT! WAKE UP! Where is my motorcycle?! WHERE...IS...MY...MOTORCYCLE?!?!
GoomerWhat's the combination?
Nine oh two nine one!
That's our zip code.
Five seven three two
That's your phone number.
I give up.
Pretty soon, we're gonna have all the Blue Dog Soda we want.
How?
GoomerHarh.
I'm makin' it. I went online and did a ton of research, and pretty soon, I'm gonna have the exact formula.
You Blue Dog Soda punks are in serious trouble!
Why?
Why?!
What's your problem?
Yeah, what's wrong with making a tasty soda that everybody loves?
Which we wouldn't have had to do if you hadn't banned Blue Dog Soda in the first place!
GoomerHas anybody seen the butt-scratcher?
What's your problem with Blue Dog?
My problem is that some people drink too much of it and that's not healthy.
So? Some people eat too many sandwiches; you gonna ban sandwiches?
Oh, and roller coasters! What if a kid decided to ride roller coasters all day long everyday? He'd flunk out of school!
You gonna ban roller coasters?
And what about sleeping? I mean, if a person sleeps way too long, they're gonna wake up in a pile of their own poop.
You gonna ban sleeping?
GoomerAnd pooping?
And what about hugs?
Right!
If you hug someone real tight for too long, you could kill 'em.
GoomerThat is true.
So, maybe you should ban hugging.
Why don't you just ban everything?
Yeah! Because too much of anything could be bad for you, but it's not fair to punish everybody.
Just 'cause some people can't control themselves.
GoomerDon't you think people oughta be free to choose?
This is America.
The 7th-smartest country in the world.
And we don't need people like you telling everybody what we can and can't do.
[the audience cheers. The State Regulator sits down, crying]
Dad, what's wrong?
They're right! I'm so stupid!
Goomer[riding Cat's bike that's hanging from the ceiling] Look at me! I'm going nowhere!
Yeah, that pretty much sums up your life.
(about Rita Rooney) But-but that's a girl.
GoomerYeah, the meanest girl in the world. She's cruel.
Wait, you're saying that the person picking on you is a girl?
[pushes him] Shut up.
Ow.
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