I'm in major trouble here.
No, you're not! 'Cause I'm gonna jump the tuna.
You promised me you wouldn't.
Oh, what do you care? You can't like me very much if you're gonna flirt with my ex-boyfriend right in front of my face.
W-well you flirted with Robbie right in front of my face.
Oh, you mean like this? Mmm… that was some tasty Robbie.
Y'know what? Jump your stupid motorcycle over the tuna fish.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. That sounds dangerous.
It is… and I don't care what happens to you.
I thought you guys were fighting.
Why would we be fighting?
Well, you're both anti-social misfits, filled with anger and rage.
JJade
Wait. Is that why you haven't invited me over ever since you moved in?
And why you never wanted me to meet her?
JJade
What'd you think would happen?
JJade
Do you wanna murder me?
Who are those boys in the water?
JJade
It's Frobbie! Somebody save Frobbie!
Please don't call us that!
RRobbie
If you love Sam, why have you been going around Los Angeles fadoodling with Cat?
I have not been "fadoodling" with Cat.
[Raises hands] You could've if you wanted to!
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