Ruby quotes from Sam & Cat

Ruby

  Wait!

  Yes?

Gwen

  We want to buy that card.

Cat

  But I'm buying it.  Here's my $5.

Gwen

  I'll give you $10 for that card.

Cat

  I'll pay you $50 for that card.

Gwen

  $100!

Cat

  $200!

  [brings her hand up to her heart]  Ugh, my pace maker!

Gwen

  Alright, I'll buy that bingo card for $500!

  I'm sorry, but I have to sell the card to this little foreign girl.

Cat

  But…but…but…

Ruby

  Yes!

Sam

  The next number is…G41.

Gwen

  Yes!  Look, Ruby, we got another one!

Ruby

  We should go to Vegas!

Sam

  Okay, the next number is… [sarcastically trying to trick everyone, especially the two little girls] …ahh, there's a scratch on this number; I should probably just throw this one in the trash—

Gwen

  Just say the number!

Ruby

  Get on with it!

Sam

  …B7.

  Bingo!!

Gwen

  We just won a giant television machine!

Ruby

  Wooo!

  [enters whistling]  Okay, this is a raid.

  We are being raided?

  This is an illegal bingo game.

Sam

  Since when is bingo illegal?

  When you're giving away a prize worth over $2,000.

Sam

  Cat!  You're running an illegal bingo game!

Cat

  But it was Nona's idea!

  I don't even know these girls!

Cat

  That snack…that snack she's eating!  Is she eating… [grabs the little girl eating bibble, smells her breath]

Ruby

  Bibble!

Gwen

  You want some?

Cat

  No!  Yes!  I mean, how much bibble do you have?!

Gwen

  We brought a big tin jug of it…

Ruby

  …from England.

Cat

  So what do you guys wanna do?

Gwen

  Oh, anything would be lovely.

Ruby

  Lovely.

Cat

  We could make some tea.

Sam

  You could do our laundry.

Cat

  We could play games.

Sam

  You could rub my feet.

Cat

  We could sing songs.

Sam

  While you rub my feet.