Our first real customer! Now we're professional babysitters! Shh! Just be cool, he doesn't have to know we're new at this.
He's three feet away.
[Cat turns around and the customer waves at her]
“#FavoriteShow” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Sam Puckett (10), Cat Valentine (7), Dice (1)
Woop woop woop! Shh! Be cool!
I'll try to control myself.
Try to escape, eh? Well, now you go in the hole, see? [eats the bone rib]
Okay, Math. Let's see. [looks at the t.v.] Channel two plus channel five equals channel seven.
That show was a big hit! What kind of t.v. network cancels a big hit?!
It's insane! They're not even gonna do a big final episode!
What?!
LBLittle boy
Can someone read me a story?
No.
LBLittle boy
Is toothpaste a vegetable?
No.
LBLittle boy
Can I jump off the roof?
SCSam & Cat
Yes.
Look, on t.v. shows, they don't own a usual pear computer, so they change the pear to a banana.
Oh! That's so clever.
[door bell goes "ding dong"]
Ding dong.
Why'd you do that?
Do what?
Aww, you're sweet.
[removes Dice's hat, pulls him toward her by his shirt] Never call me sweet.
You know what you need?
My own unicorn?
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