[The camera moves past an elderly man pushing the spout of a container with a sign that says "Creamed Ham", which is next to containers with signs that say "Creamed Potatoes" and "Creamed Toast" respectively. Another elderly man is pushing the spout of another container, pouring gravy onto his food. Tommy and Angelica are standing next to a table with a can of coffee on it. Angelica points to the can]
You see, Tommy? That there coffee is what big people drink if they want to get waked up! Alls we must do is add the stuff in that can to that bucket of water.
[Angelica points to a bucket of water that says, "Caution: Wet Floor" in red letters]
TommyI'll climb up there and get it.
[Tommy groans as he jumps and reaches for the can of coffee. He misses and falls over, but sighs in disdain. Then he looks over at an electric scooter, but turns right-side up]
Tommy
I have an idea!
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CClown
Look kid. It's just an act. Under this freak show, I'm a regular guy. Just like your dad.
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Why do I have to go? I wasn't crying.
RRingmaster
Sorry, folks, no refunds.
I'm glad we left. I'd forgotten how unsanitary circuses are.
Come on, Deed. Circuses are an American institution. They're part of growing up. Kids love the circus.
Tommy
Chuckie, it's all over now.
Hey, thanks for bailing me all back there, Tommy. I felt really stupid crying all by myself.
Tommy
Don't mention it.
It's not fair. We didn't get to see any of the good stuff all because those babies started crying.
Angel, you got to see a lot of good stuff. Remember that big scary lion.
That dumb old lion didn't even have any teeth.
And you got cotton candy and popcorn. And Daddy even bought you that nice stuff turtle he was screaming for.
Stupid turtle. It doesn't even do anything.
What do you expect for $16.95.
The whole circus was dumb.
Not now, cupcake, I suppose if you have the circus, you can do everything your way.
If I ran the circus. Hmm.
[Angelica is looking at the kaleidoscope. Tommy is in the playpen and wants to look at it]
Tommy
Can I see?
Tommy
Please?
Tommy
That's not fair! I wanna see the kaleidoscope.
[to Tommy] Oh, you wanna see.
Tommy
Uh-huh.
Tommy
Uh-huh.
You really, really, really wanna see?
Tommy
Uh-huh!
Oh. [handing Tommy the kaleidoscope] Okay. [as Tommy was about to reach for it, she then pulls it away] Oops, I forgot...it's not for babies!
[angrily argues with Drew] So, what you're saying is my inventions are junk!
Don't put words in my mouth. You're always putting words in my mouth.
[grabs Drew by the shirt] You never have one encouraging thing to say about any of my inventions!
Drew: [takes Stu's hands off his shirt and puts them between his pants] Okay, they're more fun than a root canal!
My inventions are great! (angrily taking the kaleidoscope away from Angelica) For example, take this piece of junk you bought.
She could have bought a Stu Pickles Super Sense-o-Max kaleidoscope for the same price!
[furiously turns his back on Stu and angrily crosses his arms] Well, maybe she didn't want a Stu Pickles Super Sense-o-Fuzz-a-Whatever-it-is!
Didi: (begging) Please, you two!
[furiously covers Drew and Stu's mouths] ZIP IT, THE BOTH OF YA! (The argument does end, and Angelica takes the kaleidoscope back from Stu.) Always fightin' ever since you were babies!
You mean Daddy and Uncle Stu used to fight when they were babies?
Fight?! Heh... [uncovers Drew and Stu's mouths] They made their civil war look like a dang squirrel hunt.
[crosses his arms] We never fought.
Are you kiddin' me? Them two were always going at it. Why, I remember one time when Stu was about, well, Tommy's age, not even old enough to talk. Yes, sir. I remember it just like it was yesterday.
I'm gonna miss Angelica after all.
[enraged] Those ingrates! I gave MergeCorp the best years of my life and they've given the New York V.P. job to that weasel Jonathan! [rips phone cord from phone] There's no loyalty in this town, Drew!
Tommy
You like us! You really like us!
[The Rugrats cheering hugging Angelica]
Yuck! I was making it all up! Stop hugging me! Stop it! Stop it! Nothing's change! Cut it out!
Tommy
Um, is something wrong Chuckie?
Then why are you sitting on the ground all scrunched up like an old bag?
Are you hiding something?
[gasping] I'm not hiding anything. I just have to go potty.
So why don't you just go?
[They have some green gelatin]
Tommy
It's like a big crayon. Just pick some up and color on the leafs.
[They pick some up and put it on a leaf]
Ew, this crayon's too mushy.
Yeah, it's just making my fingers sticky.
[eating some] Yeah, but it tastes better than, uh, other things.
[Night time, Dil is asleep and Tommy walks over to his crib]
Tommy
Dilly? Are you awake? [a litle louder] Dil? Are you awake? [suddenly shouting] DIL! ARE YOU AWAKE?!
What? [screams in fear but then notices his brother next to him] Tommy? Night, night.
Tommy
I know it's late, Dilly, but I couldn't sleep. I miss Spike.
[The channel suddenly changes]
WSWayne Skyla
Wayne Skyla with 'The Weather'!
[Angelica gasps and sees Tommy's foot on the remote]
Tommy
Heh, heh, oops?
[Angelica then emits a scream so loud, it can heard across the galaxy]
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