Something's going on with Kimi and Chuckie. Maybe If I got them playing together.
[We cut to the next scene with popsicle sticks]
I can't wait to see what you two build together. What will it be? A spaceship?
Ms. Chuckie's Mommy, Can I have a popsicle stick too with a popsicle still on it?
[Chuckie starts to sneeze, turning towards to Angelica, and sneezed on Angelica's face]
Aaah! Yuck! I asked for a popsicle! Not a SNOT-sicle! [She rubbing her nose]
Sorry. I got to go potty.
TommyChuckie, I've been trying to tell you.
Wow! It shaped like a moose!
It is? I mean... I knew that.
[She hugged Chuckie] Oh, Chuckie!
[giggles] Choo-choo, train! Hey, Mr. Train! Choo-choo! [laughs] Choo-choo, everybody!
Tommy
You're good with trains, Chuckie!
Choo-choo! A funny train, too. Choo-choo!
[In the kitchen, Minka and Boris are showing Stu and Didi a guide booklet about a scenic train ride. Stu is reading the paper, and looks over nervously at Chuckie playing with his toy train]
An old-fashioned train, taking us to Little Biendeltown. It's like a dream come true. [hands the booklet to Didi]
Biendeltown? "A recreation of the Old Country with all its' whimsical charms."
BBoris
Whimsical, schmimsical. It's got dust and a yak. For this I need a two-day train ride?!
What do you know? [to Didi] It's our second honeymoon! Why don't you all come with us?
What? I'm gonna talk to HIM for eighteen hours? [points to Boris eating his meal]
I've never been on a scenic train trip before. Think of the sights we'll see on the way! Doesn't that sound fun, Stu?
[Stu looks up from his newspaper and grins nervously. Back in the playpen, Chuckie continues playing with his toy train]
Choo-choo! Choo-choo, everybody!
Oh, kids! Guess what? We're going to ride on a real train! We even get to sleep on it overnight. Isn't that exciting? [walks back into the kitchen]
Tommy
Wow, a real live train!
With the wheelies and the chugga-chugga and everything!
Tommy
What do you mean, Chuckie? I thought you love trains.
REAL trains don't have a string to pull with. They just go all by themselves! Nothing can stop them!
Tommy
It's OK, Chuckie. A real train's just like your toy train. It just needs to be bigger-er so the grownups can play with them!
[picks up his toy engine] I don't know, Tommy. It's kinda scary.
Tommy
Well, we'll all be there and, um... I know! You can bring your old pal Wawa!
Yeah! So I won't be a-scared all by myself.
[It cuts to Drew's house. In the kitchen, Charlotte is trying to type on her laptop computer as Angelica plays with her Cynthia doll]
Charlotte, this is a family trip. Two relaxing days on a train. I want you to promise: NO business. [closes the screen on Charlotte's laptop]
[opens her laptop] Well, I don't see why a person ca...
[clears throat] Charlotte!
[annoyed] All right, fine!
[to her Cynthia doll] You hear that, Cynthia? We're going on a train trip! Time to break out all those extra EXTRA special accessories. [leaves the kitchen with Cynthia]
[Some time later, it cuts to the city train station. A singing bird flies past. But then]
Get here Jonathan! I'm swamped! Working at home and watching the babies isn't easy for me either, but I've offered them over a weakness, and Angelica would love to help you with the babies.
Alright diaper heads, listen up. While I’m gone you can’t touch anything, look at anything or even think about touching or looking at anything especially my new Cynthia Dream Yacht.
Tommy
Why not Angelica?
You still going to ask? Because you’re bunch of dumb babies!
Oh, I love Lil very, very much!
If I find you being mean to the babies again, your dream yacht is sailing right back to the toy store.
JJonathan
One glass of low-fat no foam cappuccino.
I said fat-free, foam cappuccino. Remember, be nice to the babies like you usually are.
HHarold
Hi, bestest friend, Angelica!
[Susie laughs]
Keep dreaming, snack boy!
HHarold
[screamed] DO YOU HEAR ME, WORLD?!?! ANGELICA'S BEST FRIEND!!!!
[The episode starts with a leaf falling down to the picnic table. Betty walks up to the table. Camera pans right to Chaz, who is making the salad. The wind blows it away]
Do you think it's too late in the season for this, bro?
Come on. Scared of a little wind? [He laughed]
[Howard just dropped a bun to the bottom of the picnic table. Phil grabs the bun. Cut to the babies]
Tommy
I like making barbecues. Especially when you play in your food.
Pass the potato bug salad, Chuckie.
Coming right up. We're not going to eat you.
[Angelica takes the bug burger from Phil, she screamed. The babies laughed]
LLulu
They have a club somewhere across the Caribbean.
MMiriam
And not just the Caribbean. Club Fred!
Club Fred? Hey, I heard of that place. Traded very fancy.
You mean traded very expensive.
And look what it cost. It's 100% free.
It's not free. It's says two for one coupons.
One senior will each pay with adult admission.
MMiriam
It's the best of them all.
LLulu
You said it, sister. It'll be a swell vacation.
Vacation from what? You're all retired.
MMiriam
They said it's Club Fred. So they allow elders.
Tommy
You hear that, guys? We're going on vacation!
Club Fred? That sounds like fun.
[The chef hat is blown from Stu's head]
You hear that, pups? We're going on vacation. THAT MEANS FUN, FUN, FUN!!!
[Cut to a plane flying to the mentioned location. At Club Fred, they are dropped off to the entrance]
[admiring] Oh, so beautiful!
[The others walk in]
What's this vacation gonna be like, Mommy?
It's a club full of people and have helpers to get us whatever we want.
[She gives the luggage to one of them. They walk with the others]
Tommy
[He has grown to an enormous size, and has defeated Dragon's children] Giant Tommy's coming to save you, Taffy! [he suddenly shrinks back to his normal size] Uh, regular-sized Tommy's still coming to save you, Taffy! [He runs towards Taffy, but Dragon drops an egg on him, causing him to shrink down to the size of a mouse. Kimi runs towards him. in a high-pitched voice] Uh, really really small Tommy thinks he should probably run by now!
I got you, teeny-tiny Tommy! [She picks up Tommy, and as she runs away with him, Tommy grows back to his normal size, causing Kimi to fall over]
[Scene starts in the Pickles' yard: Tommy and Spike are playing tug-o'-war with a rubber frog while the other babies surround him. Didi enters the house. Tommy falls over, having won, and Spike walks off]
Good job, Tommy. You're a great tugger.
[Tommy gets up, Spiffy and Dil are playing their own tug-o'-war game]
[Spiffy wins]
Poor Dilly. He's not strong enough for tuggy-war.
Tommy
I guess he's just not strong enough to have fun like we do.
Yeah, he's not big and powerful like us! [poses like a superhero]
Maybe we could make him strong like Phil.
[Spiffy tackles Phil and licks his face]
[getting up after Spiffy runs off] Yeah, we could feed him bugs! I gots a diapie full and they're bursting with power!
[Spiffy runs around with the toy frog]
Tommy
Dil's not much of a bug-eater.
More for me. [takes a worm from his diaper and tries to it]
Tommy
Wait! I have the perfect thing! Come on!
Tommy
No, it's for Dil! We gots to wash all the baby power off! Come on, pass it down! [passes it to Phil, who passes it to Lil, who passes it to Chuckie, who passes it to Kimi, who walks over to Dil and pours it on him]
[Dil busts out crying]
Oh no, he's cryin'! He's gonna shake everything again! [holds his helmet]
We washed the power off! Tommy, you're the smartest.
[another earthquake starts]
Uh-oh. Now, you're dumb again.
[entering] It's OK, Dil. Mommy's coming. Oh, your diaper is wet, sweetums. And so's your head?! [wipes water off his head with her hand] Boy! When you have to go, you have to go! [picks Dil up]
Tommy
Dil has to go and it's all 'cause of me!
How come washing Dilly's power off didn't work?
Tommy
Must've already rubbed in.
Well, maybe we could keep him from using his powers.
Tommy
That's it! We'll just make sure he doesn't move around! Ever!
Don't worry, Deed. It's easy as pie. To open, simply tug gently on the Velcro side and [tries to open one but fails] Ya just tug gently and--[falls over, breaking the strap and knocking the drawer out]
Oh, Stu. I hope you didn't put these anyplace else. [looks shocked as there are some in the living room]
[the babies go outside]
What are we going to do? The Dummi Bears didn't work!
[shaking her head] Taking the rattle didn't work.
Tommy
[stops pushing Dil's stroller] I gots a idea! After my daddy mows the lawn, he can't even lift his finger! Maybe that will work for Dil!
That's a great idea Tommy, except Dil can't mow! He can't even walk.
Tommy
He can if we help him.
[Chuckie and the twins cheer, then the babies all push Dil's stroller and the toy lawnmower and the wagon with the dogs in, who eventually run away]
Dilly's not tired at all.
And now he's making funny sounds. [referring to his stomach growling]
Tommy
He's gonna poop! Run for your lives! [He hides in the sand box, Phil hides in a bush, Chuckie hides behind the sand box, the girls hide behind a tree, Dil farts, everyone comes out of their hiding places]
Tommy
Maybe the mowing worked.
[the parents come outside]
Well, I think the shaking stopped, Deed.
That's a relief. Now, maybe we could put away some of your safety equipment? I mean I'm all for being prepared, Stu, but I'd like to return to normal.
What's not normal?...You're right, Deed, maybe I did go a bit far. [takes helmet off Lil] I need to come up with a simple approach. Like instant airbags that deploy at the slightest hint of motion!
[removes Kimi's helmet as Phil removes his] At least nothing exploded this time.
Tommy
We did it, guys. Sorry I gave you too much power, Dilly. And I'm pretty sure you're back to Norman now! Of course, there's only one way to be sure. [has Spiffy and Dil play tug-o'-war with the frog, Spiffy wins] Yup, Dilly's out of power!
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