Margaret Smith quotes from Regular Show

Mordecai

Uh... (Margaret turns) Nothing. Sorry. See you.

Margaret

(sighs)

Margaret

See you soon.

Mordecai

Uh...bye. :(leaves, starts dancing, then sees Benson's car being towed)

Margaret

Wait, are you sure you want to give me a ride and not because you bet someone you could or-

Mordecai

What? (scoffs) Come on, when have I- (points at Rigby, when he's trying to speak) Be quiet!

Margaret

Mordecai, where are we? (Mordecai walks up to her.)

Mordecai

Right where I wanna be.

Mordecai, Margaret, I now pronounce you out of the friend zone!

Margaret

Hey, are you doing anything tomorrow? My family is having a barbecue. Wanna come?

Rigby

Family function?! Pass. I can't stand my own family barbecues, Why would I want to go to someone else's?

Mordecai

[elbows Rigby] She's not talking to you!

Margaret

Um. So, how 'bout it? Hehe.

Mordecai

Sure. Sounds like fun.

Margaret

Awesome! I'm really excited for you to meet everybody, especially my dad. I think you'll really like him. He pilots the traffic Helicopter for the local news.

Rigby

What?!

Mordecai

Whoa! Your dad is Chopper Six?!

Rigby

That dude rules! [imitates Chopper Six] This is Chopper Six now flying over a ton of traffic. Bet all of you losers wish you were in this Chopper! WHOO! And then he flies over some burning truck in a fifty car pile up! So cool.

Eileen

He is really cool, but don't let your guard down. Margaret's dad can be a pretty aggressive guy. It's common in such a male dominant profession. He even refuses to shake hands with any guy Margaret brings home.

Margaret

Oh, come on! He's not that tough. He's super sweet when you get to know him.

Mordecai

Yeah. I'm sure we'll get along fine.

Margaret

Well, we gotta get back to work. I'll pick you up tomorrow, okay? [she and Eileen leave]

Eileen

Later.

Mordecai

Great. See ya. I have to shake that guy's hand.

Rigby

What, why?

Mordecai

Dude, it's a huge deal! I'm finally out of the friend zone, and now she's taking me to meet her parents.

Rigby

So what? You wanna date Margaret, not her dad.

Mordecai

You don't get it, dude. If Margaret and I are gonna date, I need her dad to like me. [determined] I have to get that handshake.

Mordecai, let me introduce you to the family. We have Margaret's cousins-- Ricky, Tommy, Marcie, Robby, Ronnie, Susie, Stacey, you know John.

Sup, Mordo.

Uncle Tim, Uncle Dave, Uncle Bill, Aunt Theresa, Aunt Mary Beth, Aunt Kathleen, Nana Smith, Grandpappy Jack, and over by the grill is Margaret's--

Margaret

Daddy!

Is that my little hug-bug? Give me a hug, hug-bug!

Margaret

[excitedly hugs her dad] Daddy!

Aw, look at you so grown up. How am I gonna hug my hug-bug if I can't even recognize her?

Margaret

Dad, I was here last weekend!

Mordecai

The last few weeks I have spent with you have been the best weeks of my life. I feel like we are growing closer every day, and nobody makes me happier than you do. Margaret, (holds both of Margaret's hands with love. Margaret has a sad expression on her face) will you be my girlfriend?

Margaret

Mordecai, there's something I need to tell you. For the first time ever, I feel like I can be in a relationship that can actually go somewhere...but there's this. (shows him a torn open envelope with a letter inside it, that shows it's from Milten University; Mordecai has a shocked expression on his face; then starts tearing up) I got into my dream school. I really like you Mordecai, and what we have is special, but I may never get this opportunity again. (starts crying) I'm sorry, but... I can't be your girlfriend. (gets up and runs away)

Kessler

Cease fire!

Mordecai

(imagining Margaret and CJ meeting each other at the Christmas party): CJ, this is Margaret. My girlfriend. (the ground gives way beneath him) I mean, my ex-girlfriend. (the hole gets deeper) I mean, a girl I kissed a bunch in the past who's my friend. (the hole gets even deeper) Should I stop talking now? (Screams as egg nog pours out of Margaret's and CJ's cups)

CJ

[disgusted] I never want to speak to you again, Mordecai!

Margaret

[also disgusted] Yeah, way to make things weird!

Mordecai

(screaming) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Mordecai

(In reality) NO!!

Mordecai

[after watching an advertisement for Seeds of Agony by Jonno] Wow, that sounds crazy.

Rigby

[laughs] Crazy enough to work!

Mordecai

Dude, what are you talking about?

Rigby

[leans in closer to whisper] Can you guys keep a secret? I'm taking Eileen to see that tomorrow! And you guys are coming with! And, you're not gonna ruin the surprise!

Mordecai

What?

Margaret

It sounds a little intense.

Mordecai

And why's it gotta be a surprise? Is it a special occasion or something?

Rigby

No, and that's the point! She'd be expecting something if it was. I've made her laugh, cry, scream with terror when she fell into that cave hole, all the big emotions. But she's too smart to be surprised!

Mordecai

No way.

Rigby

If there's a mystery, she has to solve it. Whenever I try to surprise Eileen, she figures it out immediately. [Flashback to him dressed up in murder-mystery-style clothing and Eileen answers the door] Good evening, my lady. I'm here to warn you that trouble's afoot. You see, there's been a mur-

Eileen

[squeals with excitement] You're taking me to a murder mystery, right?

Rigby

Uh... yes.

Eileen

Great! I already picked out a dress so we could go!

Rigby

[carrying a telescope] Surprise! I'm taking you-

Eileen

To the conjunction of the Moon and Mars up on Lookout Mountain? I know! I'm so excited!

Rigby

Hello-

Eileen

You're taking me to the biannual mating season of the Hermit Crabs? You're the best!

Rigby

She's smart like that, dude. So I thought of a plan so crazy she'll never figure it out. Will you guys help drive us around?

Mordecai

Dude, you're being kinda crazy, but at least it's a nice kind of crazy.

Margaret

I think that's sweet Rigby. Of course we'll help you.

Eileen

[walks in room carrying a tray of celery and peanut butter] Who wants celery and peanut butter? Wait, I smell a surprise brewing.

Rigby

No. You don't.

Eileen

You're taking me to a movie after this.