Kessler quotes from Regular Show

Mordecai

What's going on?! Why are we locked up?!

Kessler

You tell me. You and your buddies' prints are all over these counterfeit Amadeus Dollars.

Mordecai

Counterfeit?!

Kessler

Don't be cute with me. We've been on the case for months. Your funny money scam is GOING DOWN! (bangs her fists on table) DOWN TO PRISON TOWN, YOU HEAR ME?! PRISON!!!

Kessler

FREEZE, BEAR!

Muscle Man

Bros! The feds said we could help save you!

Kessler

Cannit, Mitch! Okay, Papa Bear, the jig is up. Drop the gun, and no one gets hurt.

I'd be careful if I were you. (laughs)

Drop the gun, big guy!

Hold up, square! (cocks her gun) Y'all better put your guns down, NOW!

Mordecai

The last few weeks I have spent with you have been the best weeks of my life. I feel like we are growing closer every day, and nobody makes me happier than you do. Margaret, (holds both of Margaret's hands with love. Margaret has a sad expression on her face) will you be my girlfriend?

Margaret

Mordecai, there's something I need to tell you. For the first time ever, I feel like I can be in a relationship that can actually go somewhere...but there's this. (shows him a torn open envelope with a letter inside it, that shows it's from Milten University; Mordecai has a shocked expression on his face; then starts tearing up) I got into my dream school. I really like you Mordecai, and what we have is special, but I may never get this opportunity again. (starts crying) I'm sorry, but... I can't be your girlfriend. (gets up and runs away)

Kessler

Cease fire!