Mordecai, CJ and others in “Unfinished Business”

Mordecai

(imagining Margaret and CJ meeting each other at the Christmas party): CJ, this is Margaret. My girlfriend. (the ground gives way beneath him) I mean, my ex-girlfriend. (the hole gets deeper) I mean, a girl I kissed a bunch in the past who's my friend. (the hole gets even deeper) Should I stop talking now? (Screams as egg nog pours out of Margaret's and CJ's cups)

CJ

[disgusted] I never want to speak to you again, Mordecai!

Margaret

[also disgusted] Yeah, way to make things weird!

Mordecai

(screaming) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Mordecai

(In reality) NO!!