Mordecai quotes from Regular Show

Mordecai

ALL YOU DO IS MESS THINGS UP, AND RUIN PEOPLE'S LIVES!

Mordecai

Look! I know how Muscle Man can be. He's annoying, he smells, and he pretty much has no common decency for others, but he's still human. And he has feelings. We all do. We're just fragile beings looking for someone to share something with. To laugh with. To love.

Mordecai

[spitefully to Skips] You couldn't let it go. Well, I hope you got what you wanted.

Mordecai

Dude, he'll never admit it. We're home free!

Mordecai

All right, I'm going to take this stuff to dump.

Mordecai

You're lucky I'm in a good mood from last night.

Mordecai

Doo doo doo! A-hanging with Margaret just-a feels so good like I knew it would. Laughing together and-a having a blast. And I hope it lasts forever. I can't believe how hot she is. Makes my insides feel like knotted twists. Her pretty face and those long, long legs, and I hope someday we are more than just friends! (long pause). Oh, Margaret. Oh Margaret! I love it when you stand or sit right next to me. Can't you see? Your future with me is brighter than the ocean... What? "Brighter than the ocean?"

Mordecai

Huh?

Mordecai

No! No! No! Delete! delete! Delete!

Mordecai

Oh my...

Mordecai

I don't believe this. (Clock transition to sometime later. M&R are almost done with the boxes. Mordecai pants hard, and Rigby throws a box into the pile) Dude, what are you doing? Do you want an Ulti-Meatum or not? (grabs sheet) Come on, help me move this. (M&R remove the curtain to see a machine called a "Hologram 9000". Dramatic music plays as it is shown)

Mordecai

What is this thing?

Mordecai

Cool.

Mordecai

What? Why would we do that? We're almost done. Plus, it says it can kill you. (Sure enough,there is a sticker on the machine that shows so. Off in the distance, Ajay makes an announcement on his megaphone)

Mordecai

Dude, you're going first. (Rigby pushes the red button on the machine, and the door slides open. He enters as the door closes. Mordecai then sets the switch to "extremely realistic", then, red lasers scan Rigby.