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S1 E15

Regular Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Margaret & Eileen, Rigby and others in “Unfinished Business”

MEMargaret & Eileen

[unimpressed after the movie ends] What?

[amazed] Whoa! That was awesome!

I can't believe you guys think that's cool.

Yeah. That movie was chauvinistic and also inaccurate.

I don't know. I heard that movie was based on a true story.

If this movie has taught us anything, and it definitely has, you only need one thing to get a girl's number… A sweet ride.

I mean, not necessarily. You could just, you know, ask a girl for it, Rigby.

Eileen, don't be so naive, that would never work.

Rigby's right. It's a known fact that wheels make you more attractive.

A known fact! I don't know how many times I've almost gotten a girl's number, then some guy in a muscle car would swing in and totally ruin my game.

[The girls laugh]

Oh, guys. You're kidding, right?

Are you saying you wouldn't give us your number if we pulled up in some cool wheels?

You dorks would never be able to get a girl's number cruising.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

[hops onto the table] Let's bet on it!

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