[reads Darthon manual] "Your party walks down a long hallway and reaches a locked door. What do you do?"
I smash it open with my war claw! Then, a bunch of ladies come out and they're all, "Ooh, Muscle Man! Quit pinching my butt with your war claw!"
[reads] "Roll the 50-sided die to see if you unlock the door."
All we have is a 48-sided die and two marbles.
Close enough. [Muscle Man chucks the die and marbles]
Huh! [the die and marbles roll onto the floor] Did it work?
Uhh... I don't think so.
This blows!
Mordecai, Mordecai! [western accent] Well, I reckon I'd like a turn now!
Cyborg cowboys take three days to awaken from hypersleep. Sorry, Pops.
Oh...
Can't he cast a saving throw?
U-uh...
What does all this stuff mean? Are we even IN Darthon yet?
Uhh...
Or is that just an artifact or something?
Uhh... [shuts book] "Your party is suddenly ambushed by a flock of man-bats!" Skips the Mighty gets first strike.
[rolls die and marbles] Hi-yah!
Let's see. Pirate samurai have +2 constitution, -3 charisma, divide by number of geese... Do we have a protractor?
I'm outta here.
Worst game night ever!
Aah!! Dude, they're RIGHT! This game sucks!
Let's get our money back.
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