You guys know what to do, right?
Yeah.
(to the unicorns) Hey, Rigby, weren't we supposed to race some unicorns and not a bunch of losers?!
(Shouting all at once) BROS!! BROS!! BROS!!
Horseless carriages...
(Chanting "Bros")
Commence!
(The unicorns race off into the distance while chanting "Bros")
This is how you get rid of unicorns.
(Skips presses a button that forms a ramp on the ground, shooting the unicorns up into the sky, still chanting "Bros")
But what if they come back?
They ain't coming back. (presses button)
(The unicorns and their car explode, leaving behind stars and sparkles)
Cooooooool!
That's the only way to get rid of unicorns.
(Scene cuts to daytime, with a close-up of a hand turning a valve and Water is shown flying from a hose. Benson is hosing down Mordecai and Rigby, who are screaming after getting soaked)
(furiously) I can't believe you idiots let those unicorns in here! You two morons had better get this mess cleaned up, or you'll wish it was YOU DRIVING THAT CAR!
The unicorn one? (Benson sprays Rigby with the hose and Rigby falls over screaming) COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!
(to Mordecai) And YOU!
(Mordecai screams, shaking in fear)
Quit spraying that cologne! It's not gonna get you any ladies! Idiots... [walks away]
Wanna go, bro?
Strong Johns?
Yeah.
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