Pops Maellard quotes from Regular Show

So, we're being forced to do this?

Col. Rawls

Well, this is purely a volunteer mission to benefit mankind.

[frustrated] Well, I don't volunteer! [leaves the room]

Col. Rawls

That's different.

Why can't Benson see that this is going to be really cool?

He's afraid to try something new.

Pops

The park wouldn't be the same without him.

We gotta get him on board.

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[a disheveled Benson inserts his dusty VHS tape in a player, it plays to see Mordecai holding the camera with Earth in the background]

Hey, Benson. Um, we get why you want to go back to Earth, but I'm not sure we were really upfront about why we wanted you to stay. [Benson starts crying]

It just wouldn't be the same without you. [cut footage to Rigby]

I won't be able to keep up with work without you breathing down my neck. [cut to Muscle Man]

And who am I gonna have wing-eating contests with, huh? [Fives pops up behind him]

Hi-Five Ghost

I've always appreciated your no-nonsense attitude and dedication to your work. It's really inspiring. [Benson wipes his crying face; Eileen holds the camera]

Hey, Benson. I don't know you very well, but I do know you mean a lot to these guys, and I'd like a chance to get to know you better too. You do have the best chance of keeping Rigby from blowing something up.

It's true! I already broke the first camera we tried to record this with. [cut to Pops]

Pops

We all really look up to you, but also, you are our friend. And we'll miss you a lot, and...

[Pops starts crying loudly, Benson cries out in his sadness. Rigby places camera with the crew and Eileen]

All right, you get it. We'll miss you, so... don't go, all right?

Yeah, Benson. We can't do this without you.

[The title card appears that says "Space needs you, Benson!" and then the screen squiggles]

[scared] I made a huge mistake. [yells] I SHOULD'VE STAYED IN SPACE!!!

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AAlien

Pops, I didn't want to come to this. But you're gonna tell me where you live.

Pops

No!

Don't listen to him, Pops! I can take him--- (alien cracks his neck and throws him down) Aaahh!

Pops

Rigby!

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[As the Park Crew make their escape through the air duct…]

Hi-Five Ghost

I'm so confused! What's going on?!

Yeah, why is Pops so special?

Pops

Oh, I didn't ask for this! Why does everyone on the Space Tree have to suffer on my account?

We'll figure it out later, Pops. Let's just do what Rawls said and get you out of here! There's a ship in the hangar we can take.

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My bed. How did this happen?

[flashback]

I guess we'll never know.

Bah, I need a new bed.

You know, I need one too.

I never had a bed at the park.

Pops

My bed turned into a computer.

Ugh! As if it wasn't enough for them to blow up the Space Tree and chase us halfway into the next sector, most of us don't have a place to sleep! Before we continue our mission, we're gonna get new beds. Eileen, plot a course to the closest bed store!

Uh…I'm not 100% sure how to do that.

Eileen, figure out how to plot a course to the closest bed store!

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[as Rigby rides on a roller coaster bed] Rigby, there's no way I'm buying that bed!

Oh, come on! It's the thrill you've always wanted on a bed.

Pops

[looking at an iron bed] I'm not sure about this one.

[The iron bed scans Pops, making a hole shaped like him, and he tries it out]

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Pops

It does feel good to rest a bit.

We shouldn't be in the open this long. This was supposed to be a quick mission. What if there's somebody's after us?

Oh, lighten up, Benson.

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[the spaghettified Muscle Man, Rigby, Mordecai and meatball Pops are wrung around a fork held by a suited man]

Man

Good evening. I'm astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson.

PMPops/Muscle Man/Rigby/Mordecai

Why can't you save us?! / Help us, bro! / What are you, just save us! / Save us!

NDNeil deGrasse Tyson

Oh, you can't be saved now. You see, when you enter the black hole's event horizon, your destiny was sealed... by science, and then finished up by me, Neil deGrasse Tyson.

PMPops/Muscle Man/Rigby/Mordecai

Nooo!!

NDNeil deGrasse Tyson

Sorry, guys, it's nothing personal. This is just how the universe works. Spaghettification is real. [eats the spaghetti, burps] And delicious! Happy Halloween!

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Pops

[looking at the picture while he's feeling sad] I don't want to let you down. I will never be strong as Anti-Pops.

Earl

[comes in angrily] STOP TALKING TO THAT SAD PICTURE! BREAK'S OVER!

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Pops

[feeling sick and has nightmares] Bad show!

[checking his temperature] He's so weak.

What did Anti-Pops do to him?

It was the same thing he did to Earl, like he almost erased him from existence or something.

Let's just do what Earl said and get Pops to the Seer.

SSpeaker

Now approaching Planet Nielsen.

[looks outside] That's a planet?

It looks like some weird appliance.

[looks outside] I got a bad feeling about this.

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RTReel-to-Reel

Seer, we have brought the chosen one.

SThe Seer

Ah, yes, Pops. [turns her chair around, facing him] I've been expecting you.

Pops

[surprised] You know who I am?

SThe Seer

Of course I do. I know each and every one of you.

You don't know me!

SThe Seer

Oh, Muscle Man. Always so brash. You know who else is always so brash?

Uh, who?

SThe Seer

Come on, you know.

I don't know what you're talking about, lady.

SThe Seer

My…mom.

[stunned and surprised] Whoa, bro.

SThe Seer

That's right. I've been watching you guys since the very beginning. I know everything about you.

Everything?

SThe Seer

Sure. You all work at the Park, you and Rigby are the slacker duo, Benson's the grouchy manager, Skips is immortal. Funny stuff!

Psht! Anyone could have known that!

SThe Seer

Oh, yeah? [clicks a button on her remote; the show's main opening sound plays and hears Mordecai and Rigby onscreen shouting "OOHHH!"; Clips from all the show's episodes are then seen] You started off really strong. But when Mordecai started dating Margaret, things leveled off a little. I was always more of a CJ fan myself. Every Halloween was a spiking interest, but lately that's been a little weak as well. Rigby going to high school helped! As did Muscle Man getting married. Everybody sure loves weddings. And the whole going to space thing? Whoo! I was not expecting that. I'm curious to see where things go now. But then again - [turns off the screens] Everything must end eventually.

End?! What will end?

SThe Seer

Your universe, of course! Many universes have come and gone, it's the natural order of things. Yours lasted longer than most, but now the universe, your lives, the Park…everything. It's going to end.

[Everyone gasps in shock at this]

Pops

It can't end!

SThe Seer

Ah, but this is what this has all been leading up to, Pops. [presses her remote again, and a silhouetted image of Anti-Pops surrounded by flames is seen] The final battle with your evil twin.

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[to Muscle Man and High Five Ghost] Any last words, Mitch?

You know who else goes very big to show their dominance, but it's actually very small deep down? My... mom.

Hi-Five Ghost

[laughs] Good one.

[Muscle Man and High Five Ghost both high five for the last time as Anti Pops erases them. Everyone gasps. Pops growls angry]

PPops

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Pops disappears and reappears with white eyes, white hair and his arms are strong. Anti-Pops stares at Pops]

Give up, Pops. All your friends are going to die, and there's nothing you can do about it.

PPops

We can still resolve this, Brother.

[growls in rage] Stop calling me that!

[He fires his beam on Lolliland, and Pops fires his beam on the planet, then Anti-Pops erases Chance Sureshot, Toothpick Sally, Recap Robot, the Guardians of Eternal Youth, Gary, Death, Carter and Briggs and Party Horse 42699]

PHParty Horse 42699

[as he gets erased] Aah, not cool!

[The baby ducks get erased as well, and Andy and his friends arrive]

AAndy

Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. I just come from this hot party... [he and his friends get erased]

[Skips, Eileen and Benson get erased as Mordecai and Rigby watched their friends and the mech get erased by Anti-Pops]

MRMordecai/Rigby

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Pops tries to get everyone back with his beam, But he's too weak]

[laughs evilly] This ends now!

[Anti-Pops kicks Pops into a black hole, As Pops getting sucked in, A purple flash lights from his hand]

Huh?

[Pops got out of the black hole, Anti-Pops roars, Pops is going to do a big fist bump with him]

Dude, Look!

[Mordecai sees Pops and Anti-Pops' hands are closed, He remembers If Pops and Anti-Pops keeps fighting, They will both do a big fist bump, And then the universe will end]

Oh no, dude, The end is coming! We have to Stop it! Hang on!

[The spaceship flies to Anti-Pops and Pops who are closer to do a big fist bump, Mordecai shoots green lasers at Anti-Pops' hand, but it's not working]

It's not working!

Dude, we got to eject!

Not yet, we got to fly between them!

You're crazy!

[Pops and Anti-Pops are getting closer]

NOW!

[Rigby presses the "Eject" button, but it won't eject Mordecai and Rigby]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[Pops and Anti-Pops suddenly do a big fist bump ending the universe and resetting the time]

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[angrily] Oooh! This can't work Pops! The minute you let me go, I'm going to BLAST you into nothing!

PPops

I know, so I'm not going to let go.

Wha? [seeing the star, as he and Pops flies towards it] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU'LL KILL US BOTH YOU FOOL!!!

MRMordecai/Rigby

[as Pops as about to sacrifice himself] POPS, DON'T!

PPops

[telepathically, smiles] Don't worry Mordecai and Rigby. I know you're sad, but I promise, this is a happy ending. Take care of each other. Goodbye.

[last words, now feeling remorse] My God, all those one star reviews - I wish I could take it all back.

PPops

[final last words] You can try. You and I together, brother.

[As they embrace each other, both Pops and Anti-Pops die making the star explode]

[tearfully] Guess this is it. If anyone's listening, I wanna come back as a dolphin.

[tearfully] Oh, good one. Me too. No wait, an eagle! No, a pterodactyl with a really big...

[Rigby's words are cut as the explosion turns everything white]