Regular Show · 562 quotes[Mordecai and Rigby are hiding in a nearby bush watching over Earl]
This guy is full of it!
Yeah! I think Earl's a big fat fraud!
[suddenly, Earl appears behind them]
EarlOh, you got something to say?
Yeah, when are you gonna teach him something useful?
EarlI am.
Whatever, dude. While you're folding socks, Anti-Pops is probably off somewhere learning how to shoot fire out of his fingers!
You're really hung up on that fire out of the fingers thing.
Because it's cool!
EarlRemind me again, how many intergalactic champions have you trained, huh? Is it zero? It's zero. Right? [he pokes Rigby with his stick twice] Right?
Knock it off, dude!
Earl[laughs] I bet you couldn't even knock this lemonade out of my hand. Huh? Huh? Huh? [he pokes Rigby three times with his stick, Rigby focuses on the glass of lemonade in Earl's hand, then runs towards him screaming, Earl jumps into the air, performs a backflip, and lands on Rigby's head, balancing perfectly still and laughs] I could stand here all day. You make a nice foot stool.
[Rigby punches Earl's foot, but in return he is hit on the back with Earl's stick, he falls to the floor as Earl jumps off him then spins his stick in the air while laughing, before holding it against Rigby's head]
Okay! You're legit!
[Earl laughs as he takes a sip of lemonade]
