Alright, Muscle Man, grocery stores have tons of available women.
I don't know, Mordecai... None of these ladies are as hot as Starla.
Dude, man up! Check this out. [points] That girl is single.
How can you tell?
Check out her cart. American cheese singles, a single serving of soup—and who buys one banana? And I don't see a ring on that finger. So what're you waiting for? Go get her!
[walks to her] Uhh... hey. You're a chick. I was wondering if you wanted to....
[....]
I CAN'T DO THIS!! [rips shirt showing his chest tattoo] THIS HEART BEATS FOR ANOTHER!!! [cries as the woman continues strolling] STARLAAA!!!
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