Mordecai quotes from Regular Show

Mordecai

I dunno. Let's never come back here ever again.

Mordecai

Gimme the code!

Mordecai

Seriously?! Argh! (Presses random buttons but it's incorrect)

Mordecai

Here, I'll boost you! (Gives Rigby a leg-up and throws him on the other side of the gate. Mordecai jumps over the fence) Ok, let's-

Mordecai

What!

Mordecai

Come on, Benson, you know these dome rules are ridiculous.

Mordecai

Hm. That's a good one. If I eat my spaghetti fingers, do they grow back?

Mordecai

Aw sick, dude! Well, in that case, I gotta go with- uhh...

Mordecai

...Milk...

Rigby

...Cereal...

...Combine.

Mordecai

[picks up a spoon] This is the only clean spoon left, dude, lets play "punchies" for it.

Rigby

Okay, me first.

Mordecai

[starts laughing, then punches Rigby harder]

Rigby

[rubs his arm] Ow. Take it!

Mordecai

[stops eating] Man, so far, this job is awesome! I still can't believe we have our own rooms!

Rigby

Dude, those rooms aren't cool, there's nothing in them, I had to sleep on the floor last night!

Mordecai

Well, yeah. I mean, we can go and get stuff for it, once we've earned some money! Ya Know!

Rigby

[seems full on cereal] Yeah, I guess.

Mordecai

You want some milk?

Rigby

Yeah.

Mordecai

Did you win?

Rigby

(coughs)

Mordecai

I think you win.

Rigby

(sighs) It doesn't matter. I wasn't able to hold on to the chair anyways.

Pops

Look!

Aww, cool!

Benson

No, you don't. You're not getting that chair. But here's what you DO get. You get to flip that cart back over, you're throwing that chair away, and then you're cleaning up this whole MESS!! Pops, you're coming with me. And you two idiots, if this isn't cleaned up when I get back, YOU'RE FIRED!!!

Mordecai

Rock-paper-scissors for who gets to drive the cart?

Rigby

Alright, Beef Burrito. I'm gonna give you one more chance to take back what you said about my mom! [A Beef Burrito doll lies silently on the floor] I'LL KILL YOU!!!

Mordecai

Tag up! Tag up!

Rigby

What?! [silence] Oh, you want us to put the hurt on you? [Mordecai grabs Rigby] I think he wants me to put the hurt on him!

Mordecai

I think he wants you to put the hurt on him!

Rigby

You think he wants me to put the hurt on him?!

Mordecai

Yes, I do!

Rigby

Uhhh..... [Stands up] Uuuuhhhhyyyy.... [Removes trash can] Yea-uh!! Did you see how awesome it was when I hit the trampoline?

Mordecai

Hahahaha! Yeah, I did! But it wasn't as awesome as when you punched that hole in the wall!

Mordecai

I can't believe I listened to you! I knew we should've gone out to do some work, but no — let's wrestle this stupid doll, it'll be fun.

Rigby

But it was fun.

Mordecai

Well, yeah, but... now there's a big hole in the wall! Dude, we're 23 years old! We shouldn't be bustin' holes in walls! We're gonna get FIRED for this!

Rigby

You mean you're gonna get fired for this.

Mordecai

What?!

Rigby

You're the one who threw me too hard, ya hole!

Mordecai

Don't call me a hole! You're the hole! You're the one who wanted to wrestle!

Rigby

Okay, okay! Let's not blame anyone. Now, how in the "h" are we gonna fix this "s"?

Mordecai

I dunno, man. Ugh, we can't fix it and we definitely can't pay for it, cos we don't have any money. Unless you had some money.

Rigby

No. Besides, I don't even know how much it cost to fix a hole like this. Probably a ton.

Mordecai

Exactly. Which leaves us with only one possible solution. We convince Benson to give us raises so we can afford to pay someone else to fix it.

Rigby

Dude. [beat] ..You are a genius! Of course, raises!

Mordecai

Okay, dude, here's—

Rigby

Let me stop you there because I already know what you're going to say — hamboning.

Mordecai

What?

Rigby

Yeah, dude! Hamboning! We just go up to Benson and we'll be all like, "We both want raises." [starts hamboning, but Mordecai pushes him away]

Mordecai

No, man, stop it. We just need to ask him for a raise and just explain all the—

Rigby

No, no, no! That's not gonna work! What're ya, 65?! "Excuse me, sir, can I have a raise?" 'C'mon'! I'm tellin' ya, dude! Hamboning~!

Mordecai

No...

Rigby

Hamboning will save your life someday! You'll be all like, "What? You tryin' to mug me?" [starts hamboning again and mordecai shoves him away]

Mordecai

No!! We're not doing that! Ok? OK?

Rigby

Fine... (Gasp) I know what to do!

Rigby

Hehe, are you for raises? Bop-weep-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-booooooo!

Mordecai

Woah! How did you get that?

Rigby

I have my methods.

Mordecai

I don't know man, how is that gonna give us raises?

Rigby

Dude, c'mon man, look. Just come and check it out.

Mordecai

(gasp) Where'd he go?

Rigby

Uhh...

Mordecai

Did you just send Skips to the moon?!

Rigby

Isn't that what you said?

Mordecai

No, room! I sent him to his room, not the moon you idiot! Dude, wish him back.

Rigby

But, it doesn't work that way.

Mordecai

What do you mean?!

Rigby

I can't see him, can't I?!

Mordecai

Then we have to go get him.

Rigby

But he's gonna be pissed!

Mordecai

Better than him being dead!

Benson

What is all this junk?

Rigby

Don't get mad at me guys, but I kind of sent a bunch of stuff to the moon while you guys were in the house.

Rigby

A bunch of baby ducks, send 'em to the moon. Soda machine that doesn't work, send it to the moon.

Mordecai

You drillbit! What else did you send?!

Pops

Look there's Skips! There he is!

Mordecai

Oh great, it had to be a monster.

Benson

What is that?!

Rigby

Ha-ha-ha! We did it! Yeah! Hey, that's mine!

Benson

Nope. You sent him to the moon, so the least you can do is give him your keyboard. Right, Skips?

Skips

Right. (Smashes the piano.)

Aww!

Benson

And let's have it.

Rigby

What?

Benson

(Turning red) THE $40 YOU TWO CONNED OUT OF ME WITH THAT STUPID KEYBOARD CRAP! I know you still got it. Now give it back. (Rigby sighs then they give Benson the $20) NOW CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR YOU'RE FIRED! Ugh, can you believe this?

Skips

No. (Door Shuts)