I can't believe I listened to you! I knew we should've gone out to do some work, but no — let's wrestle this stupid doll, it'll be fun.
But it was fun.
Well, yeah, but... now there's a big hole in the wall! Dude, we're 23 years old! We shouldn't be bustin' holes in walls! We're gonna get FIRED for this!
You mean you're gonna get fired for this.
What?!
You're the one who threw me too hard, ya hole!
Don't call me a hole! You're the hole! You're the one who wanted to wrestle!
Okay, okay! Let's not blame anyone. Now, how in the "h" are we gonna fix this "s"?
I dunno, man. Ugh, we can't fix it and we definitely can't pay for it, cos we don't have any money. Unless you had some money.
No. Besides, I don't even know how much it cost to fix a hole like this. Probably a ton.
Exactly. Which leaves us with only one possible solution. We convince Benson to give us raises so we can afford to pay someone else to fix it.
Dude. [beat] ..You are a genius! Of course, raises!
Okay, dude, here's—
Let me stop you there because I already know what you're going to say — hamboning.
What?
Yeah, dude! Hamboning! We just go up to Benson and we'll be all like, "We both want raises." [starts hamboning, but Mordecai pushes him away]
No, man, stop it. We just need to ask him for a raise and just explain all the—
No, no, no! That's not gonna work! What're ya, 65?! "Excuse me, sir, can I have a raise?" 'C'mon'! I'm tellin' ya, dude! Hamboning~!
No...
Hamboning will save your life someday! You'll be all like, "What? You tryin' to mug me?" [starts hamboning again and mordecai shoves him away]
No!! We're not doing that! Ok? OK?
Fine... (Gasp) I know what to do!
[Rigby goes through pieces of clothing to find a keyboard]
Hehe, are you for raises? Bop-weep-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-booooooo!
Woah! How did you get that?
I have my methods.
[Flashback: The wizard runs and puts his keyboard on the park bench and goes behind the bushes to take a whiz while Rigby takes the keyboard without the wizard looking]
[End of Flashback. Rigby chuckles, remembering]
I don't know man, how is that gonna give us raises?
Dude, c'mon man, look. Just come and check it out.
[Rigby presses a few keys and music plays]
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