Mordecai quotes from Regular Show

Mordecai

Come on, dude, you gotta stay still. It's not gonna work if you move.

Mordecai

Yeah, well, you know what else is gonna hurt? Not getting that burger. (Rigby stands up) Come on, best burger in the world.

Mordecai

RRRNNGHH!!! (Mordecai grunts as the hologram of him is created. Mordecai kicks a box as he and Rigby place it next to the Rigby hologram, now holding a box, and place a box under the Mordecai hologram) Nice. Let's go hide over there and see if it works on Benson. (M&R run into a bush as Benson drives up) Here he comes. (Benson brakes)

Mordecai

Yeah, but we gotta hurry. Those things aren't gonna hold them off forever. (M&R run to the Grill'em Up truck)

Mordecai

(slow-mo) Oh, no! (turns to Ajay) Hurry! (Ajay wraps the two Ulti-Meatums in white bags then rings a bell)

Mordecai

Give us back our burgers!

Mordecai

Dude, he's gone, let's see if we can get them to make two more of those burgers.

Mordecai

(Stops Rigby) Wait, dude.

Mordecai

Benson's not gonna like that.

Mordecai

No more sugar.....

Mordecai

Margaret, your pie....ugh....your pie....it was the worst pie I've ever seen. Somehow it was burned AND raw. It tasted like barf!

Mordecai

Sorry, Margret. Pops, your pie was the best. You're the clear winner.

Mordecai

What about you? I think it's time to put you back in the trash.

Mordecai

(To Rigby) Aw man, that sounds good, but the delivery truck's gonna be here any minute.

Mordecai

Two Bohn meats please.