A character in Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure
Played by James Monroe Iglehart
Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure · 631 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure: in 94 of its 631 quotes
Most scenes with: Eugene Fitzherbert (79), Rapunzel (58), Cassandra (19)
(grunt) Sorry. (cranks the handle) We had to make a quick exit.
(deep voice) Hey, I think when you guys crashed into me and stabilized my voice! I sound incredible!
Well, in that case, you're welcome. (pushes teen Lance from behind)
Whoa. Would you look at all this stuff!
(laughs) Where do we start?!
Oh, no, it's not here! (trying to search for the hourglass)
Hey, what is that? (sees the Sun Drop flower)
Oh, that's nothing. (referring to the Sun Drop) (steps off the ladder) There's nothing here but the kingdom's priceless treasures. (kicks a treasure chest to teen Lance and teen Eugene) (teen Lance and teen Eugene bend on their knees then they open the treasure chest)
We'll take it! (Pascal squeaking) (Pascal pointing to the hourglass) (Rapunzel walks to Pascal)
Yes, yes! You found it! (grabs it off the shelf) (young Max whinnying) (Rapunzel turns around when she hears young Max)
You know, I am really starting to hate that horse. (refers to Max) (holds some jewels) (teen Lance turns around and sees young Max) (young Max sniffing) (young Max neighs angrily) (young Max runs to the vault) (upbeat music playing) (teen Lance and teen Rugene run to the doors to close them) Whoa! That was close. I think we're safe. (young Max banging on the doors)
Uh-huh, sure. But, one tiny thing. We're trapped in here now!
Um, so I guess we just move in. It's not that bad. (bang) It's got some nice archways, exposed brick... (bang) (rummaging)
Guys, get down here. (tells teen Eugene and teen Lance)
What in the what? Again with the secret castle stuff?! (he and teen Lance see Rapunzel and Pascal climbing down the ladder)
Uh, let's just say I'm a history buff? Now, come on, and don't touch anything. (teen Eugene and teen Lance run to the ladder to climb down) (upbeat music playing) (young Maximus charges to the doors) (young Max slides when the doors open) (the entrance to the tunnel is closed) (young Max neighs angrily) (young Maximus runs out of the vault)
What is this place?
No time for questions, boys, just keep it moving. (she, Pascal, teen Eugene and teen Lance are running to the entrance of the tunnel)
(panting) I think lost him. (refers to young Maximus) (tells Rapunzel and teen Eugene)
Uh, you thought wrong. (points to the right when young Max's shadow is shown) Hurry, this way! (tells teen Eugene and teen Lance) (Raps, Pascal, teen Eugene and teen Lance run to the left) (Pascal squeaking) (teen Lance panting) (teen Lance shrieks) Abandoned, spiderwebs! Oh, no! My voice crack is back! Why is everything awful?!
This path feels familiar... That silver brick springs a trap, so watch your step. (she, Pascal and teen Eugene avoid pressing on a brick)
You don't have to worry about me! I'm light on my feet! In fact, they call me the Sweet Feet Cham-- (crash) W-w-wait, Flynn! I'm stuck! (teen Eugene runs back to try to free teen Lance from the bars) Help! Help, help!
(grunting) (teen Lance turns around) (young Maximus neighing) (suspense music playing) Sorry, Lance. You know the rule, buddy. Every man for himself. (runs away)
Eugene! Wait! (young Maximus appears behind him) (a guard and Captain of the Guard run towards Lance)
How'd you little boil-brained barnacles know how to get down here? (teen Lance turns around) (Pete and Stan appear)
And secondly, who do you think has a better face for a mustache, me or Stan? (points to himself and Stan) (guard puts handcuffs on teen Lance)(handcuffs clink)
(sighs) Stan. (suspenseful music playing) (Pete is mad)
Lock him up. (refers to teen Lance) (gate slamming)
Uh, what are you in for? (asks Shorty)
Oh, I didn't get arrested. I just like the food here. (smooch) Five star gruel. (lock pick rattling) (Rapunzel tries to pick the lock)
Sideburns?! What are you doing here?
What does it look like I'm doing? Unfortunately, I don't know how to pick a lock. (hears teen Eugene inside the dungeon)
Step aside, Burnsie. Let a real thief handle that. (Rapunzel smiles) (teen Lance walks to the bars happily when he sees teen Eugene)
Flynn! You came back for me?
Uh, I guess I've got a new rule. Friends don't leave friends behind. (enchanted music playing)
W-w-wait a minute! Raise that eyebrow again. N-now pucker those lips. Little more. More... Oops, okay, th-that's the duck face... Okay, no, right, there you go! That Flynn Rider is your "blaze!" (holds a bowl) (Raps moves a bit) (Shorty is eating) (teen Eugene takes a bowl from teen Lance)
Wow, you're right! It's exquisite. Although, I'm gonna call it, "The Smolder." It's got a nice ring to it. (fist bumps teen Lance) (young Max whinnying) (Raps, teen Eugene and teem Lance see young Max coming) Not again. (runs)
What is it, Max? What's wrong?
Uh, Flynn. Can you unlock me? (teen Eugene runs back to the cell)
Oh! Yeah. Sorry about that, buddy. (apologizes to teen Lance) (unlocks the cell) (he and Rapunzel run away from the cell)
Shorty, you coming? (walks out of the cell)
And leave all this?
Guys! Come on, we gotta go! (teen Lance runs behind teen Eugene) (upbeat music playing) (Raps, teen Eugene and teen Lance run away) (young Max sniffing, neighs) (young Max walk to an opened cell alongside Pete and Stan)
Shorty, what did we tell you about sneaking into prison?
Sneak? How dare you. I just walked right in. (young Max whinnies) (young Max has the scent of Raps, teen Eugene and teen Lance) (young Max runs to the left) (Stan and Pete run after young Max) (young Max neighs)
You first, bud.
No, you first. I insist.
No, I insist. You go ahead.
I simply couldn't. You go--
Both of you get down here right now, before I knock you into the middle of next week! (tells teen Eugene and teen Lance then she crawls to the end of the tunnel)
Ah! Now, there's the Sideburns I know. (tells Lance) (he and teen Lance conk their heads towards each other when they are going to crawl at the same time)
Ow!
Get in there. (young Max neighs) Huh? (turns around and sees young Max pulling his coat) (teen Eugene screaming) (young Max thud) (Raps, teen Lance and teen Eugene crawl out of the tunnel) (Raps and teen Lance run while teen Eugene picks up the gate) (gate clangs) (runs after Raps and teen Lance) (young Max smash, snorting) (runs to the same direction) (Pete and Stan also run the same direction) (Rapunzel, teen Lance and teen Eugene run to another tunnel) (young Max snorting) (young Max tries to find which direction Rapunzel, teen Eugene and teen Lance went) (Pete conk his head on a wall)
Ow! Who lowered that? (young Max heads to a direction then Pete and Stan follow) (Raps, teen Lance and teen Eugene run to another tunnel)
At last! Sweet, sweet freedom! The air smells so fresh! Oh, the trees are so green! (does a cartwheel)
Lance, you were in jail for 12 minutes! (Pascal hops down a tree trunk) (Pascal squeaking) (Pascal stops holding the hourglass) (magic humming) (Raps holds the hourglass)
All right, Patches, show us what we got! (tells Rapunzel) (Rapunzel turns around) What the?! (he and teen Eugene are shocked to see an hourglass) A junky sand clock? (Pascal squeaks)
Look, I promise I'll explain everything to you in about 10 years. I'm really happy to spend some time with you as a teenager. (tells teen Eugene and teen Lance)
Sideburns, what are you talking about? (Rapunzel puts the hourglass above her head) No, no, no! (hourglass smashes) (whooshing) Great. You dropped it, Burnsie. If that thing had any sort of value, we could've used it to pay the Baron back. (refers to the hourglass that Rapunzel smashed) (Patchy thuds when Sideburns drops him on the grass)
Drop what? Where are we? (looks around) (confused) We were just running away from the guards. How did we get here? (has amnesia)
Don't worry, Flynn. (walks to the shards of the hourglass) We'll figure out how to deal with the Baron. (picks the bottom of the hourglass) We always do. (tells teen Eugene)
That's true, buddy. (tells Lance) (walks to teen Sideburns and Patchy) Everything's a little easier with a friend by your side. (puts his hand on teen Sideburns) Ain't that right, Burnsie? (asks teen Sideburns)
Get your hands off me. (grunt) (shoves teen Eugene away from him and teen Patchy) (teen Lance catches teen Eugene)
Yeesh, this guy's dealing with some major mood swings today. (refers to teen Sideburns)
Pfft. Teenagers. (young Max whinny) (teen Lance and teen Eugene turn around) This horse is getting to be a pain in my side. (young Max snort) (young Max neighs)
LanceLast stop on our tour, the north balcony. Technically, the last stop is the royal kitchen, but I lost kitchen privileges after the last month's incident. Word to the wise, a meatball catapult may sound like a brillant idea in theory, but in practice... Well, it's a long story. Let's not talk about it, let's just move on. (red rocks rumbling) (people murmuring) (ground cracking) (red rocks rumbling) (old man screaming) Okay, biceps, let's do this! (tries to hold on to an old man that fell from the balcony) (yells) (Rapunzel sees and runs to save Lance, Pascal and an old man from falling) (Lance screaming) (Rapunzel unties her hair then she wraps her hair to the lampost and grunts to save Lance, Pascal and an old man) (Lance, Pascal and an old man fell into a pile of hay) Oh. Whoa! (laugh) (Pascal squeaks)
I call that move, "the slingshot."
LanceGive it up for Princess Rapunzel! (tells the people) (Lance, Pascal and townspeople are cheering for Rapunzel)
Ah, just doing my part. (chuckles) (Eugene runs to Rapunzel and asks)
Everybody okay?
We're fine, but we have some new additions. (she and Eugene see the red rocks) (walks to the red rocks and puts her hand on it) Cassandra?
It's up to you two to keep the people's spirits up. Remember, you can't let fear take hold of anyone for too long, or...
Don't worry, sunshine, we'll think of something.
LanceYeah, with us two putting our heads together-- (scream) (Clown-spider laughing) Get away from me, Clown-spider! (he is screaming and running away) (Eugene catches the frozen Ruddiger after Lance tossed Varian's frozen pet into the air)
Or I'll be thinking of something at the very least.
Lance, I've got it! We are going to throw a talent show!
LanceYou wanna do a talent show? Now? (asks Eugene)
Yes! Now is the perfect time for a talent show! Think about it. The production will be so entertaining, the people won't even remember to be scared.
Ah! Get away! No! (bumps into Eugene) (the boy runs away scared when Eugene sees him) (Eugene turns around and sees Nigel running away from his fear)
Dragons! Dragons! (stops running) There are dragons everywhere! (he becomes frozen) (suspense music playing)
And... our show's gotta start now.
Welcome, one and all, to Corona's first talent show! Now, let's turn up the talent! (audience murmuring) (Vladimir holds a ceramic unicorn)
And now, we're gonna add some happy little eyeballs. (holds a paintbrush) There. (chuckle) This fella's got blue eyes.
Unicorns! (runs away screaming)
In my job, I fold a lot of laundry, so when I play cards, the last thing I'm gonna do... is fold! Laugh! (gasping, murmuring) (Eugene is worried) (curtain squeaking) (Catalina is the third act while Kiera announces)
Gather close, one and all, for the truly astounding feats the likes of which you have never seen before. Standing beside me today is a young woman, my sister. You know her as Catalina, but I know her as the eighth wonder of the world! A girl who possesses a singular talent that is, I guarantee, the most stupendous, the most eye-popping...
Oh, no. (worried about Catalina turning into a werewolf)
The most fantastical spectacle ever to be witnessed! Feast your eyes upon the beast! (Catalina growling) (people gasping) (Catalina's outfit ripping) (Catalina growling) (Catalina howl) (people gasping and screaming then they are running away)
But I didn't even get to my soft shoe routine!
Do, re, mi...
LanceNo, no, no! You're singing all wrong. Stand with your feet hip width apart, knees relaxed, so not raise your chin, it puts tension on your voice, and please breathe through your diaphragm. (red rocks crash) (people gasping) (Eugene gasps) (Monty and a lady gasping)
We're doomed, dommed! There's nowhere to hide! (gasps) (Eugene sees him running to the red rocks and touches them then he becomes frozen)
LanceAttila! Ah, not like that! Like this! (Eugene turns around) Figaro, figaro You have to dig Through the belly! In through the nose. Figaro me Figaro you, figaro me Figaro her, figaro dog, figaro cat (Eugene walks to Lance and tells the latter that he is the final act)
Lance. (pushes Attila away)
LanceHuh, uh, what?
I just figured out who's up next. You. You are gonna calm the people of Corona down by singing!
Lance(laughing) What?
Lance! Time to sing in public, Lance!
Lance(yelps) (backs away from his fear)
Oh, yes! Yes!
Lance(whimpering)
Time to sing in front of all these people. (opens the curtains to push Lance on stage but he is scared) They're waiting on you, Lance!
Come on, buddy. You've got this! I believe in you! (tells Lance) (Lance closes the curtains to tell his fear that he is brave) (Clown spider gasps)
LanceYou know what? I'm bigger than you. I'm bigger than you. (Clown spider whimpering) I'm bigger than my fear. Hm! (walks away to perform on stage) (Eugene clicks the switch of the spotlight to turn it on)
They did it! (referring to Varian and Rapunzel)
So did you, Lance.
LanceThey love me. They really love me! (referring to the People of Corona) (crowd cheering) (Eugene claps)
(Angry and Red giggling) Everything is looking so great, you guys. Oh, Eugene's surprise birthday party is going to be amazing.
What's going to be amazing? (asks Rapunzel and she won't let him enter the throne room)
What! Nothing. Nothing is amazing. (laughs) Why... Why do you think that anything is amazing?
Hey, are you planning a party?
No! I... I mean, yes, but it is not for you. It's for my... parents! It's their anniversary.
But their anniversary was six months ago.
Uh, no, it's six months from now. That's what makes it a surprise.
Great! So put me to work!
No! You can't come in. I have a list of very important things I need for the party. Lance! (Lance yelling) (Rapunzel whispering): Go with Eugene... Make sure he's gone long enough. (hands Lance a list) And get everything that's on the list of very important things.
LanceWhat? Oh. Oh. Right. Right! Right. Eugene, come with me.
I honestly think I'd be more-
Okay, bye. Bye. (closes the door)
Will you stop pushing me? (Rapunzel sighs)
What's wrong, dear? You seem nervous.
(sighs) No, I'm just... I'm worried that Eugene suspects something is up.
Relax, princess, he doesn't suspect a thing. How could he? He has no idea that today is his real birthday. I've even avoided thinking it around him. Now, high five Frederic to show camaraderie. (Hamuel squawks) (Hamuel caws)
Ha, you're right. This is gonna be the best surprise first birthday ever! And that's not all. Come on, Pascal. (she pick him up and leaves with him and enters the former's room)
I can't give Cassandra the scroll.
Hey, I agree. On the one hand, if she gets the scroll, it could be the end of the world. On the other hand, she did say we would never see her again, so, you know, pretty big upside.
LanceWho knows what she's been doing since she disappeared?
Probably practicing betrayal. Thinking a lot about doing harm.
Reading.
Reading a lot about doing harm. (Eugene stops the globe from spinning by Kiera and Catalina)
So, Cass gets the scroll, total destruction of us. Got it. So, we should hide it, yes? Where is it?
That's the other downside. (chuckling nervously) I don't have it.
If you don't have it, well, then who do have it?
The results are in. Who will win first prize for best metal? Will it be steel for its durabilty and themal conductivity or iron for its lustrous shine in high melting point? (Ruddiger is wearing goggles and gloves while making hot cocoa with a marshmallow for Varian) Brrr, pow! Ah, yes! (stops judging the competition of steel and iron then he walks to his pet) (Ruddiger jumps off the table and gives Varian hot cocoa) Thank you, Ruddiger. (takes the hot beverage from his pet) This is perfect. (laughs menacingly) Warm cocoa will really hit the spot. Thanks, bud. (drinks the hot cocoa then does a spit take)
Hi, Varian. (greets Varian when she enters the Demanitus Chamber alongside Eugene, Pascal, Lance and Maximus)
Whoa! (screams) Hi! Hi. (turns around and takes off his goggles off his eyes to greet Rapunzel when she, Eugene, Lance and Maximus walk down the stairs) (Ruddiger cleans his own goggles) I, uh, wasn't, uh, expecting you so soon. (points to Rapunzel while putting the beaker on the desk) I mean, we did agree that I'd need at least five weeks of solitude to decipher this thing so I thought I had some some privacy. (feels shy)
Varian, don't be embarrassed. (Eugene walks backwards to Varian and puts his hands on the latter) (Eugene walks back to Varian's alchemies alongside Lance and Maximus)
Hey, Goggles, real quick. Do you have any anti-aging alchemies, maybe some skin-tightening serum? (Ruddiger cleans his eyes when he removes his gloves and goggles after Varian spits on his pet's goggles) (Eugene holds one of the alchemies but it exploded onto his face) (gasps) (sees himself with gray hair, gray eyebrows, gray age spots, gray eyelashes, a gray goatee and wrinkly skin) I'm getting older by the second. (Lance and Maximus laughing at Eugene) (Ruddiger is also laughing at Eugene)
Hey! Gah! Ah! Please be careful, that stuff is very delicate. (tells Eugene)
Oh, thank goodness. (notices that Varian kept the scroll) You have the Scroll.
I do. Oh, I do and it took awhile, but I was able to use this key to translate the text in its entirety. (touch the notes of the scroll on the wall) (looks at the scroll with Rapunzel and Pascal)
Varian, you're a genius! (walks over to Varian and the scroll) (Varian turns around towards Rapunzel when the latter called the former a genius) What's it say? (asks Varian)
(points to the three incantations) This is the healing incantation, this is the decay incantation, and this is a third incantation! (silently taps the black rock incantation) It will allow whoever possesses the Moonstone to wield complete control over the black rocks. (tells Rapunzel)
That's why Cassandra wants the Scroll. (remembers what Cassandra said at the throne room)
Yes, yes, but there's more! (puts his hands on Rapunzel when he agrees but he discovered a hidden incantation) I found there are four incantations, not three! But I can't seem to find it anywhere on the Scroll. (takes the scroll from the wall)
LanceUh, guys, you might wanna stop talking about... (coughs) the secret of the Scroll. (tells Varian and Rapunzel) (Lance points that Cassandra followed him, Rapunzel, Eugene, Pascal and Maximus to the Demanitus Chamber) (Varian and Rapunzel turn around) (Varian, Ruddiger, Rapunzel, Pascal, Eugene, Lance and Maximus are shocked to see Cassandra on the stairs) (Rapunzel gasps)
RapunzelMandy Moore · 366 quotes
Eugene FitzherbertZachary Levi · 281 quotes
CassandraEden Espinosa · 177 quotes
VarianJeremy Jordan · 86 quotes
KKieraVivian Vencer · 32 quotes
King FredericClancy Brown · 31 quotes
King EdmundBruce Campbell · 29 quotes
Stan the GuardDiedrich Bader · 27 quotes
Pete the GuardSean Hayes · 26 quotes
ShortyPaul F. Tompkins · 25 quotes
CatalinaRuby Jay · 22 quotes
FFeldspar20 quotes
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