Ground floor please, Ulf. (tells Ulf to pull the gazebo to the first floor then she steps off) (Eugene is eating an apple)
LanceI brought some of the princess' old paintings from the castle! Thought they might spruce the place up. (returns to the treehouse with the box of Rapunzel's paintings then he puts the box on the floor) (holds a painting of himself) Best one of a bunch. Look at that. Hoo! (turns the painting around) So handsome. (Rapunzel, Eugene, Kiera, Catalina and Pascal laughing)
Thanks so much for fixing this place up for us, Rapunzel. (Eugene turns around to put his apple on a barrel)
Aw. I'm just glad we found a way for you guys to stay close by after all. (tells Kiera and Catalina)
Yeah! Not quite civilized, not quite the wild. I'd say it's picture perfect. (squats on his knees) But just promise me if you ever need anything, you know, like, help managing the... (growl) then you're gonna ask for it. (tells Catalina when he puts his hand on her)
I promise. (tells Eugene)
Because the last thing we want is for you to bury your anger again. (Kiera looks at her sister then they and Psscal nod their heads) That never helped anyone. (takes then holds a painting of her and Cassandra) (puts the painting back into the box)
Okay everyone. After the Saporian attack, this kingdom could use a real pick-me-up. And what better way to bring everyone together than with a community project?
With a little hard work, and a whole lot of Corona spirit, we can rebuild this kingdom. So, let's do it! (toss the shovels to everyone)
Lance
Let's do this thing.
Hey! I have the artistic eye!
You dip, I paint! (indistinct arguments) (Maximus and Ruddiger growl) (arguments continue)
I know this is typically your thing, Sunshine, but if you're trying to bring everyone together, maybe grueling manual labor isn't the best idea? (Rapunzel chops wood with an axe)
Don't think of it as grueling manual labor. Think of it as creativity through destruction. (loud rumbling)
Oh, now look what you made me do!
That was your fault, you loafer!
Loafer?! I've never been so insulted! (Rapunzel runs to him and Old Lady Crowley to stop the argument)
Feldspar! Old Lady, uh, Mrs. Crowley, let's not fight! Yes, we were supposed to keep that wall, but, hey! This just gives more to do together. (Feldspar and Old Lady Crowley groaning)
This is why Crowley works alone. (leaves)
(clears throat) I'll go get glue. (leaves) (wall clatters)
(coughing) (sees a map) "Here lies King Herz Der Sonne's "lost treasure"? (turns around) (laughing) You guys, wait! This is an honest to goodness treasure map!
I have heard "The Legend of Herz Der Soone's" Lost Treasure. It is said to be buried in his crypt. The tale begins millennia ago--
Uh, Xaves, bottom line us, would you?
This is just the thing to bring everyone together!
How many of you have ever dreamed of having a treasure of untold riches?
Lance
Mm... untold riches. Now, this is living. Don't you agree, Lance made of caviar.
I'll take them all. (six unicorns neighing) (Vladimir laughing) (Maximus neighing when he sits on a carriage pulled by Lance and Eugene)
We are holding a Corona-wide race for the lost treasure of Herz Der Sonne!
All right! (everyone cheering)
But, wait! It gets better. Because this is about having fun together, everyone will be racing with a partner! (Varian and the others groaning)
Vladimir Who picks our partners?
Rapunzel Ah, ah! Not who... (pulls off the sheet to reveal an invention) What.
Couldn't we have just pulled names out of a hat? (asks Rapunzel) (Catalina, Varian, Xavier and Lance are looking at Eugene)
Oh, but it is a hat! I call it the "Horotory Automated Team-builder." Or HAT. (takes the paper off) (squeaking) (Gregorio snort, grunting) (bell ringing) (hammering) (clicking) (balls roll down the tube) (clicking, clanking) (picks up the balls) And our first team is... Stan and...
Angry! (toss the red and blue balls away)
What? This is an outrage! It's Stan and Pete. Everyone knows it's always Stan and Pete! (Stan comforts Pete)
Yeah! And I don't wanna be paired up with some dopey guard.
You're not paired up with some dopey guard. (tells Kiera) You're paired up with-- (points to himself) Oh... (knows that Kiera is his partner for the race) (machine clicking, clanking)
Pascal and... Max! Aw, cute! (toss the balls away) (Pascal squeak) (Maximus snort) (Pascal squeal) (Maximus nicker) (machine clank) Xavier... and Varian! (Varian turns his head and sees Xavier is his partner) Ruddiger... and Hamuel! (toss the balls away) (Hamuel caws) (Ruddiger chitters) Eugene... and, of course, Lance. (toss the balls away)
(laughing) Are you kidding me? Me and Lance together, searching for treasure? Just give it to us right now, folks.
And finally... Me... and Feldspar! (toss the balls) (laughs) (runs to Feldspar) Up high! Feldspar. Come on!
Oh, please, don't hit me! Oh! Oh, I get it. It's a-- a gesture of camaraderie. Well, then I'm all in. Up high, woo-hoo! Ow.
Okay, everyone! (Pete, Stan, Monty, Vladimir, Varian, Ruddiger, Xavier, Max and Pascal walk to the map) Take a good look at the map. Be sure to memorize it because you cannot take it with you. It's up to you and your partner, or, heh, should I say, your new bestie, to find your way to the treasure.
(clears throat) Another tea cake? (asks Lance)
Lance
Why not? (Eugene gives the pastry to him)
Yeah. It's not like we're in a hurry.
Lance
Say, is that a new watch? (asks Eugene)
Why, yes, it is, old chap. I bought it with some of the gold we're going to be getting from the treasure. (tells Lance)
Lance
(chuckle) Good for you. Some days, you just gotta treat yourself.
Speaking of the treasure though, old buddy, maybe we'd better not take this race lightly. (pours tea into a cup while telling Lance) I mean, after all, everyone in Corona is competing. (he and Lance laughing) I'm sorry. I just have to go there. I know, I know. It's the oldest joke ever, but I couldn't help myself! And I just can't keep a straight face. We are so gonna get that treasure first. (sips his tea)
Lance
(laugh) Ah, you said it. Ah! Food coma, here we come. (goes to sleep)
I'm way ahead of you, bud. (goes to sleep too)
Lance
Who? What? Where? (wakes up confused while icing is on his face and collar)
We have overslept. If we don't hurry, we're not gonna win that treasure! (tells Lance)
Lance
Ah! Cavier Lance! (he and Eugene run to the treasure before Varian, Xavier, Kiera, Stan, Catalina, Pete, Shorty, Ruddiger, Hamuel, Pascal, Maximus, Vladimir, Monty, Rapunzel and Feldspar)
And so, it is my honor to present to you... our brand new throne room. (cuts the ribbon) (Stan, Pete, Maximus, Pascal, Ruddiger, Monty, Feldspar, Kiera, Catalina, Varian, Xavier and Vladimir enter the throne room)
The treasure hunt didn't go quite how I planned, but it did bring everyone together.
Lance
(sigh) Even I never got to meet (sniff) Cavier Lance, it was so exciting.
You know, Sunshine, I think it all kinds turned out well for everyone. (he and Rapunzel put their arms around each other)
A couple of shoes, no, but other then that very very...
Alright, Eugene, agenda me.
Okie dokie. We're gonna start off with what promises to be tons of fun, the semi-annual wheat crop report. (Raps takes three papers out of her bag and hand those to Eugene but he toss them to Lance)
Already reviewed, and I know you were kidding, but, believe it or not, it was fun. (tells Eugene and Lance)
Next, you've gotta approve the design for the castle's new footbridge. (Raps takes the decree of the footbridge to Eugene)
Did it this morning. (Eugene hands the plans to her) In fact, while I was it, I designed a few more footbridges. Or would it be feetbridge?
What? (hands the design to Lance) I'm used to getting a lot done by 7:15. (a maid walks by Rapunzel, Eugene and Lance)
Lance
What about breakfast? (asks Rapunzel)
Breakfast? I eat motivation for breakfast. (Pascal squeaks) (Pascal snags a pastry to give Rapunzel then the latter holds it) (Pascal squeaks) Well, and cherry croissants. (eats it) Thanks, Pascal. (Eugene walks to the entrance of Cassandra's bedroom and he is spooked by her dummy)
(chuckle) You know, I gotta say, Sunshine, even I-- Ah!
Oh, that's rich. Cass isn't even here, and she still finds a way to annoy me. (cart squeaking) (Old Lady Crowley exits Cassandra's bedroom with Cassandra's belongings)
Mrs. Crowley, what are you doing with Cassandra's things? (walks to her and asks) (Rapunzel walks to Cassandra's belongings)
Meh. She's gone. So now it's junk. (takes and holds Cassandra's helmet) (Rapunzel turns around)
Now, just a minute. I have faith that Cass will return, so kindly put her things back where you found them.
Sure. While I'm at it, are there any beds you would like me to unmade, or trash that needs to be brought back in, Your Highness? (Pascal grumbles)
No, no. I guess I'll just do it. (Old Lady Crowley gives Cassandra's helmet to Rapunzel)
Help yourself. I'm on my break. (tells Rapunzel and leaves) The rest of her stuff is in the storage vault. (Pascal squeak)
(grunting) Cass' stuff gotta be here somewhere. Ah ha! (runs to Cassandra's belongings) (scraping) (hourglass humming) (Raps open a trunk) Oh, it's Cass' things alright. (sees inside a trunk and Eugene walks to her) Look, her shield, her mace... Aww. Her lucky halberd head.
Look, I know you love Cass, and I can totally understand why you want her back in your life. But don't forget that she betrayed you.
I just don't wanna see you get hurt, anymore, that's all. It's time to put yourself first and let her go.
Eugene, friends don't leave friends behind. Okay? I need you to understand that.
Rapunzel, she's the one who left you.
Lance
Hey! (chuckles) Look what I found. (holds an item that has Eugene's face blowing a raspberry with an arrow on his nose) (chucles) For once, they got your nose right! (points to Eugene's nose on bulls-eye) Not to mention that this... is so very awkward. (puts the bulls-eye down)
It's okay, Lance. (puts the crate of Cassandra's belongings on a catapult) (smash, clatter) (Rapunzel and Eugene run to a noise)
I-I got it, I got it! (an hourglass rolls to Cassandra's belongings) (humming) (Rapunzel holds two goblets) (goblets clink)
I think I'm gonna go outside. (tells Eugene and Lance) (gives the two goblets to Eugene) (Rapunzel walks to the crate and carries it) Get some air and reorganize this stuff. (starts to leave) (Lance walks to Eugene and they are worried about Rapunzel) (Eugene feels down)
TLTeenage Lance
Hey, careful! That egg's priceless!
TETeenage Eugene
Come on, Burnsie, you're gonna get us caught! (holds Rapunzel's hand)
TETeenage Eugene
Go, go, go! (he and Rapunzel follow teenage Lance)
MMan
Stop, thieves! (two guards ran by the shop)
Now, just hold on! Okay? (teenage Eugene and Lance put their hoods down) You had better tell me who you are right... now? (shocked)
TETeenage Eugene
Uh, w-what are you staring at, Burnsie?
TLTeenage Lance
Am I finally growing facial hair? (sees his chin) (Max neighing) (Raps turns around to see a mad young Max) (young Max snorts) (young Max whinnying) (young Max runs into the alley)
TETeenage Eugene
Oh! Not him again. (refers to Max) (Eugene grabs Rapunzel and they run then Lance alongside them) Lance, Apple Pie! (Lance stops)
TLTeenage Lance
Oh, yeah! (drops a barrel of apples to the ground to trip a young Max) (a young Max whinnying then he falls) (two guards yelling) (young Max snorts when he takes a bite of an apple)
TETeenage Eugene
Quick, in here. (tells Rapunzel and teenage Lance to hide at a clothing shop) (two guards yelling)
TETeenage Eugene
Phew! (laughing) No more gruel for us! (holds a priceless egg) (kiss a priceless egg) Tonight, we eat lobster! (laugh) Not to mention, we'll finally be able to pay off the Baron. (he holds a priceless egg and he walks away with teenage Lance) (Pascal squeak then he and Raps gasps)
(blinks) This is crazy! A young Lance and Eugene? It can't be! (teenage Eugene sees his reflection)
TETeenage Eugene
Who's the man? You're the man! (chuckles) (teenage Lance walks to him)
TLTeenage Lance
Uh, what is wrong with your face? (as teenage Eugene)
TETeenage Eugene
I-it's just a little something I've been cooking up. I call it, "The Blaze."
TLTeenage Lance
Blaze? (laugh) It's barely a smolder.
Yep, that's them alright. And either they found the fountain of youth, or... (Pascal squeaks) (Pascal and Raps turn around to see a poster) Pascal! That's the poster from when I went missing! We just went back in time. (Pascal leaps on Rapunzel's shoulder) But, why do they seem to know us? They keep calling me Burns... (gasps) (Pascal squeaks)
TSTeenage Sideburns
Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh... (freaking out) (Patchy is also freaking out) (grunting) (teenage Eugene walks to Raps)
TETeenage Eugene
Burnsie! Shh! Keep it down! (Pascal squeaks) (teenage Eugene and teenage Lance dogpile on Rapunzel and Pascal)
GGuard
I heard something this way. (tells the other guards) (guard runs towards a noise)
Okay. So apparently, we are trapped in the bodies of the teenage Stabbingtons? (Pascal squeak) I don't know, but for now, uh, we go with it, and try to remain calm until we can figure out what's happening. (she and Pascal hear a guard)
GGuard
We know you boys are in there. We have the building surrounded.
Alright, nobody panic. We can get out of this if we all work together... (teen Eugene and Lance left) Great, they ditched us. (door open)
GGuard
Where are the other two? (three guards enter the shop) (two guards point their halberds at Rapunzel and Pascal)
Uh, to be honest, I don't even know where I am right now, so-- (a guard holds Rapunzel's arm) (Pascal squeaks)
GGuard
Take these wise guys to the wagon. We'll find the others. (guards exit the shop) (door slams)
TETeenage Eugene
Ah. The old mannquin shenanigans. Works every time. (fist bumps teen Lance) Oof, uh-huh. (grunting)
TLTeenage Lance
You think we should, uh, help, with the Stabbies?
TETeenage Eugene
You know the rule, Lance. Every man for himself. Besides, I'm sure they're fine. (fist bumps teen Lance) (he and teen Lance exit)
(laughing) Now that we don't have to split the profits with the Stabbingtons, I'm gonna take Stalyan out on a really fancy date. I'm talking a place with tables and napkins and utensils... (chair creaks) you know, a nice place. (tells teen Lance) (Rapunzel appears)
Hello! (teen Eugene fells off his stool)
Um... (clears throat) I mean, um, (using "tough guy" voice) hello, jerks. We have another, um, opportunity we thought you two might be interested in.
TETeen Eugene
Nah, we're all set. (wipes dust from his coat) Besides, I'm surprised you came back. We left you and Ugly high and dry back there.
Me and Ug-- (gasps) Who's ugly? He's not ugly. (Pascal squeaks) He's adorable. (Pascal chirps when Raps pets him) (teen Eugene and Lance are unamused)
TSTeen Sideburns
Who's adorable? (Patchy is on Sideburns) You are! (Patchy goes off Sideburs) You are, buddy! (pinches teen Patchy's cheek) That's eight, my little buddy. (Patchy waves awkwardly to teen Eugene and Lance)
TETeen Eugene
Uh, feeling okay, Sideburns?
Oh, right. Nah, he's ugly. (agrees with teen Eugene) (Pascal squeaks angrily) (Raps looks at Pascal) And tough. We're both tough. (walks to teen Eugene and Lance) Nothi-- Nothing but a couple of tough guys over here. (punches teen Eugene) (teen Eugene struggling to catch two priceless eggs)
TLTeen Lance
Ahh! (teen Eugene struggling to catch two priceless eggs) (teen Lance gasp) You told me there was only one egg!
TETeen Eugene
There was! After I took the first one. (Rapunzel is mad when she walks to teen Eugene)
You tried to cheat Lance?
TLTeen Lance
Ha! I shoulda known! You were always trying to cheat me, Flynn.
TETeen Eugene
I'm not always trying to cheat you, Lance. Alright, let's call it 70-30. (Rapunzel and teen Lance are mad at teen Eugene)
TLTeen Lance
You are a selfish jerk, you know that?!
TETeen Eugene
Yeah, well, being a selfish jerk, is how you get ahead in this world. (mad at teen Lance)
TLTeen Lance
Oh, that's it! (mad and pushes teen Eugene to the ground) (indistinct yelling) (Raps and Pascal see a fight of teen Eugene and teen Lance) (glass smashing) (Pascal squeaks)
TETeen Eugene
Lance! (clears throat) After some spirited discourse, Lance and I have decided that we'd to partake in your opportunity as we have recently come into some rather, it's call it, unfortunate financial limitations. (teen Lance removes the shards off teen Eugene's hair) (glass tinkling)
Wise choice, boys. (she, Pascal, teen Eugene and teen Lance see the blueprints of the castle)
TLTeen Lance
So, what's the mark?
The royal vault. (Pascal squeak)
TETeen Eugene
You say what now?
Once it's dark, we'll creep in through a small crack in the curtain walls surrounding the castle. (draws lines the blueprint of the walls) Then, we'll make our entry here. (draws an x on the blueprint of the guard's tower)
TETeen Eugene
Uh, that's the guard's tower. You know, where all the guards hang out. We'll never be able to sneak past them.
We won't have to sneak past them. We're gonna sneak under them. (tells teen Eugene and teen Lance)
Next, we'll lower you down through the walls to the vault level, so you can pick the lock.
TETeen Eugene
Flip to see who goes first? I call heads! (toss his coin then it lands on his hand to reveal heads) Sorry, buddy. (tells teen Lance)
TLTeen Lance
(grumbles) (teen Eugene puts his coin back into his pocket but it rolls out of his pocket) (coin clattering) (coin rolls to Pascal) (coin stops rolling then Pascal squeaks when he puts teen Eugene's coin on his tongue)
TETeen Eugene
Better luck next time. (tells teen Lance) (chuckles) (teen Eugene turns the handle) (teen lance steps into the dumbwaiter) (cranking) (Patchy has teen Eugene's coin on his tongue) (teen Eugene takes his coin out of Patchy's mouth) Picking it up with your mouth was an odd choice, but thank you? (Raps sees the coin)
Hey! (takes teen Eugene's coin from him) That's a double-headed coin! You cheated Lance again, Eugene.
TETeen Eugene
Oh, come on! He's fine. (tells Rapunzel about Lance) (takes his coin back from Raps) In fact, he's the one who gave me this coin. (puts his coin back into his pocket) (stops cranking the handle) (gasp) Wait a second. (cranking) How did you know my real name is Eugene?
Uh, I-I didn't say Eugene. I said, "You're mean."
TETeen Eugene
Pfft, that's so not true, Burnsie. (smashes) (Lance grunts) (Raps and teen Eugene hear a noise) (distant neighing) (young Max appears) (young Max whinnying)
Come on! Dive for it! (tells teen Eugene) (she and teen Eugene run back to the elevator to hop into it) (suspenseful music playing) (young Max snort) (young Max turns and sees the elevator) (young Max neighs) (young Max runs away from the elevator)
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