Carson quotes from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Do you know what the magic word is?

Please?

No sweetie... NOW!

You know what, we're laying in a random guy's bed.

I know. Feels like old times.

Let me tell you I'm going to have a sushi buffet. That's the theme.

Sushi Buffet. That sounds like a drag queen.

What is that? Wasabi paste?

That's a lot of wasabi.

The kids are going to love that.

That's gonna shut the party down like a bad ferris wheel.

[pushes Carson in the closet] Look! I got the gay guy in the closet!

It's dark in here.

These shoes won't make me gay?

[bending over Steven to put on a shoe] No, but this will.

[correcting Ted on hand signs] That means I love you in sign language. This means rock and roll.

[giving Ralph the finger] You know what this means? Clean your toilet!

[making masturbation gesture with his hand] This means I wanna give you a handjob.

This apartment is scary, AAAHHHH!

It's time to get rid of the wee one.

Lions and tigers and bad taste, oh my!

[testing out her new married name] Matilda Downey. Jr.

Sounds like a drag queen with a drug problem.

Tucking is so last week.

Mother tuckers!

They should just stay home and make sweet, sweet love.

You know, they really should.

Your safety word is 'zucchini.'

Now I'm gonna try something on. [Carson goes into the dressing room with him]

ZUCCHINI! ZUCCHINI!

All right, you look dressed up yet casual. Now let's go try something new. Let's make out! [slips his hand in Rob's pocket and leads him off]

Zucchini!

Don't worry man, I got your back.

Are we really throwing it over?

Yeah.

Okay. Don't throw like a girl.

Your clothes are in the basement?

Yeah.

That's so Silence of the Lambs.