“Mr. Clean Comes Clean: Richard M” quotes from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Let's torch the place!

Laura, what does this spell?

Tragic.

And who's tragic?

My dad.

[about Richard's suits] Single, double, single, single, ugly...

[pushes Carson in the closet] Look! I got the gay guy in the closet!

It's dark in here.

He's neurotic and needy. God he's like everyone I date!