“Radio Ralph: Ralph S.” quotes from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

[correcting Ted on hand signs] That means I love you in sign language. This means rock and roll.

[giving Ralph the finger] You know what this means? Clean your toilet!

[making masturbation gesture with his hand] This means I wanna give you a handjob.

Ew, I can't believe I just wiped my hands on something in this apartment.

This apartment is scary, AAAHHHH!

It's time to get rid of the wee one.

Lions and tigers and bad taste, oh my!

[referring to a tight pair of jeans] They're a little bit like a cheap hotel ... no ballroom.

[with his head covered] Crouching Tiger, Hidden Drag Queen.