Jai quotes from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

[holding up book] The Idiot's Guide to Beer? Who's that much of an idiot that they need a whole guide to beer?

[talking to a small model owl] Oh Mr Owl, I'm sorry you're stuck here with these smelly straight folk [kisses the owl].

John, this is the most boring porn I've ever seen. Ever.

[about Rob, who is a phone engineer] Now does he climb the poles and stuff?

We're stressing out the straight guy! Wooo!

Now turn, turn, turn to the camera. What were you doing?

Eating.

What were you eating?

Cake.

And who does that cake belong to?

John and Ayanna.

That's right, and they are...

Straight people.

Five gay men cleaning one house. One straight man, that's all it takes, just one dirty straight man.

And five gay men.

He called you pretty boy. Are you going to take that?

Yes...[smiling] Thanks.

This apartment is scary, AAAHHHH!

It's time to get rid of the wee one.

Lions and tigers and bad taste, oh my!

Okay then.

Did you break something?

I wouldn't say I broke it. I prefer to say IT broke.