[about Rob, who is a phone engineer] Now does he climb the poles and stuff?
[holds up an ugly sweater] Now how come he wears this and has a girlfriend, yet I wear these fabulous clothes and I'm single?
Your safety word is 'zucchini.'
[Rob goes into the dressing room.]
Now I'm gonna try something on. [Carson goes into the dressing room with him]
ZUCCHINI! ZUCCHINI!
[while Rob models an outfit]
All right, you look dressed up yet casual. Now let's go try something new. Let's make out! [slips his hand in Rob's pocket and leads him off]
Zucchini!
Don't worry man, I got your back.
[Ted drops a glass object on the floor]
Okay then.
Did you break something?
I wouldn't say I broke it. I prefer to say IT broke.
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