Carson quotes from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

[about the sheets] It's a full queen. Just like you, Thom!

Everyone needs to know that we made the pilot in 1979. That's why we look so young.

Let's not worry about labels. I won't call you a pervert if you won't call me a big homo.

Just because you get your hair frosted doesn't mean you're gay. But if you frost someone else's hair, that's another story.

Look at all this wood. It's definitely getting me in the mood.

Those rascally gay guys moved our dining room!

God forbid you drink something at Butch's place.

Come on boys, let's motor!

Cheers queers.

Aww, pearl earrings to go with my pearl necklace!

[sips cocktail] Everybody loves a pearl necklace.

I thought they would have made you into some corporate yuppie type.

Who are we? The five fags from IBM?

Where'd you get this shirt?

Uh... K-Mart.

[gasps] Don't use that kind of language around me.

Can I call you Vinny?

Yeah.

Can I call you my bitch?

Wow, maybe back up singing isn't such a bad gig after all.

Hey, it's getting better!

No, we're getting drunker!

ANDREW! You only have two pairs of pants!

There might be some....

There might be some? You don't have a complete inventory of all your couture?

We can rebuild you.

Make you better then you were.

Do I look like Ben Affleck?

You look like Ben and Jerry Affleck.