“Make Over for Daddy: Tom M” quotes from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Let me tell you I'm going to have a sushi buffet. That's the theme.

Sushi Buffet. That sounds like a drag queen.

What is that? Wasabi paste?

That's a lot of wasabi.

The kids are going to love that.

That's gonna shut the party down like a bad ferris wheel.

We sold your children to pay for the furniture. I think you'll find it's a better investment in the long run.

[examining Tom's blow-dryer] I know all about good blow jobs, and this isn't it.

The theme in the kitchen appears to be: A bomb went off.