“Talk, Dark, & Dancin': Josh D” quotes from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Do you know what the magic word is?

Please?

No sweetie... NOW!

You know what, we're laying in a random guy's bed.

I know. Feels like old times.

This is like a bad episode of Soul Train with really bad dancing white people.

I can't believe I'm going to say this, because it's not something I say often in my line of work, but my favorite thing in your living room is your fire hydrant.

I hope he doesn't rush too much shucking the oysters or he might shuck his hand off. That would be a shucking tragedy.