Kyan quotes from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

[examining Tom's blow-dryer] I know all about good blow jobs, and this isn't it.

(wearing feathers in his hair): I'm feeling my inner Pochantas.

[looks in the shower] You could put a harness in here. Good times.

Finding the porn is always a heart-felt moment.

[sees Butch's products] I've died and gone to gay-men's heaven.

[about Kevin's hair] His inspiration was Johnny Depp. [to Kevin] Were you high?

[holding a book entitled "Please Kill Me"] I think he wrote this book. He wrote this book after living here for a year.

[after getting something waxed] OW!

That was just your ear.

Can I put my clothes back on?

Ye— second thought, Mmm.

Bro, this place is a shithole, basically.

After you guys tore it up, yes.

No, it was a shithole before we got here.

It was a hole maybe before.

No, it was a shithole. Can you say that? Shithole?

My hole is a shithole. [Kyan smiles] Now. [Kyan stops smiling]

This is a nose hair trimmer. [uses it on Steven]

Ouch! You shit ass rat!

I'm crying

He called you pretty boy. Are you going to take that?

Yes...[smiling] Thanks.

[correcting Ted on hand signs] That means I love you in sign language. This means rock and roll.

[giving Ralph the finger] You know what this means? Clean your toilet!

[making masturbation gesture with his hand] This means I wanna give you a handjob.

They should just stay home and make sweet, sweet love.

You know, they really should.

Your safety word is 'zucchini.'

Now I'm gonna try something on. [Carson goes into the dressing room with him]

ZUCCHINI! ZUCCHINI!