“Queer Guy for the Skate Guy: John Z.” quotes from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

They should just stay home and make sweet, sweet love.

You know, they really should.

These are horrible!

Sylvia and I made them.

These are delightful!

Here's a tip for you: when buying a velour tracksuit, stop.

John, this is the most boring porn I've ever seen. Ever.

And he's already pounding the liquor. An athlete after my own heart.