“Do You Know the Mullet Man? Mark Fa.” quotes from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

[about the sheets] It's a full queen. Just like you, Thom!

[about Costco] They've got trampolines. They've got plastic TVs. They have tube socks. They have the best tube socks. Ever.

You guys, look. This is my pile of stuff I don't like. Is it getting too big?

Your clothes are in the basement?

Yeah.

That's so Silence of the Lambs.

You know, if you don't have a male role model in your life, bad things can happen.

For example?

[pointing to himself] Poster child!