If I didn't know you, I'd try to lure you to a wayside rest area.
We're stressy, we're edgy. Like us running off to Belize together.
[Ted and Carson move a couch toward the balcony]
Are we really throwing it over?
TTed
Yeah.
Okay. Don't throw like a girl.
JJai
We're stressing out the straight guy! Wooo!
[ (climbing into a clear cabinet] Look, I'm a collectable!
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