“Helping the Hard-Rocking Host: Steven S.” quotes from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

[enters the shop before Steven] Sorry, ladies before gentlemen.

[looks in the shower] You could put a harness in here. Good times.

Let me get this straight - your friend, is a straight hairstylist, with wicker furniture. I think he's got something he's not telling you.

This is a nose hair trimmer. [uses it on Steven]

Ouch! You shit ass rat!

I'm crying

These shoes won't make me gay?

[bending over Steven to put on a shoe] No, but this will.