Gus quotes from Psych

It's just a crazy coincidence. These nails were made popular by Jersey Shore.

Gus

Nice try Queen of the Damned.

Henry

JWoww does wear those nails when they go out clubbing.

Henry

What? I'm not saying I'm buying her story.

Shawn

Are you sure this water is holy?

Gus

Yes! I had Father Wesley bless it over the phone!

Shawn

Over the phone?

Gus

Yes.

Shawn

I don't think it works like that.

Juliet

I used to be a detective now I'm a babysitter.

Shawn

Which makes you Elisabeth Shue and Gus is Keith Coogan

Gus

You're Coogan.

Shawn

You're Coogan.

Gus

Your mom is Coogan.

Lassiter

I have slowly, methodically, been building up a tolerance to chloroform over the last fifteen years.

Shawn

Dear God, why?

Lassiter

For a night like this, Spencer.

Gus

I don't believe it. It must have been some other kind of chemical.

Juliet

Oh, great. Now we have to carry two guys out of here!

Juliet

You have to admit, he's done a better job than we have of slowing down the Caminos, and he's just one guy!

Shawn

I'm just one guy! And I've solved more crimes than I can count. Because I have solved a lot of crimes, not just because I can't count very high.

Juliet

Yes, but you have a supernatural psychic gift. The Mantis is solving crimes using his natural instincts and sharply honed abilities.

Gus

She's right Shawn. I mean, if you were a regular guy solving these crimes, that'd really be impressive. But everyone knows that you're psychic. I mean, it's really an unfair advantage.

Gus

I'm not dressing up as that mascot again. That was humiliating.

Shawn

Oh, come on, Gus. You killed it, man. Didn't you hear the crowd go nuts when you did The Worm?

Gus

That wasn't The Worm.

Shawn

I'm sorry, The Centipede.

Gus

It wasn't The Centipede either. I was dealing with an itch on my stomach. I think that suit has fleas.

Gus

Why are you talking so fast?

Shawn

Why are you hearing so slow?

Gus

Shawn, where are you, and where's my car?

Shawn

I'll explain it all when I see you! I'm only a couple of minutes away.

Gus

What are you doing?

Shawn

Driving around for a bit to make sure no one's following me. Your left blinker's out, by the way. Get this; I have some good news, and some bad news, and some good news. Here's the good: I know who killed Izzy.

Gus

What was the bad?

Shawn

The killer may know I'm onto him.

Gus

And what was the other good?

Shawn

He may think that me is actually you.

Gus

Wh- How is that good news?!

Shawn

I meant good for me!

Shawn

I'm plenty sick, Wendell! Pill time, everybody! It's pill time! Pills, Come get your pills!

Orderly, restrain the patient.

Gus

Yes, ma'am.

Shawn

You can't catch me, McElroy! I'm gonna keep doing this! I'm gonna keep drivin' around in circles until I get hungry! And then I'm gonna eat that fountain! I'm like the ice cream man except I have barbiturates! Ha!

Shawn

Besides, the Doc said I could take these [mittens] off an hour ago.

Juliet

Then why are you still wearing them?

Shawn

The inner lining is so soft. I think it's Alpaca. Maybe baby muskrat. You gotta check this out.

Gus

I don't want to, Shawn.

Shawn

You're gonna be sorry.

Gus

Fine. Wow, they are supple. Try it, Lassie.

Lassiter

Enough with the stupid mittens! They are quite soft...

No! No!

Bernie, shut up. Shut up!

Make it stop! No!

Would you shut up?

Make him stop! Make him stop!

Gus

Don't move!

Turn it off!

Shawn

All right, Bernie, all right.

Gus

Wait, wait, wait. Not yet, Shawn. My favorite part is coming up.

Shawn

What? What are you telling me? That you're a Kenny G. fan?

Gus

A little bit, yes. This song.

Shawn

I gotta be honest, I've never minded this song either.

Gus

So you know that's right.

Shawn

It's really, really smooth.

Gus

Groove to it, Shawn.

Shawn

I don't know about grooving, Gus.

Make it stop! Ah! Turn it off!

Gus

Ooh, ooh.

Shawn

Oh, yeah.

So Burton, how long you been a single man?

Gus

How do you know I'm single?

How much time you got?

Shawn

Your father's coming to your birthday! I arranged the whole thing!

Gus

We.

Shawn

We arranged the whole thing!

Juliet

You did what?!

Gus

HE arranged the whole thing.

Shawn

I know I'm in the doghouse.

Juliet

Oh, you're not in the doghouse.

Shawn

I'm not?

Juliet

No, you're going to have to work really hard to make it in to the doghouse.

Shawn

OK, so I'm in the yard, which is still an enclosed area. [sees Juliet's expression] Unless I'm in the pound. Jules, am I in the pound?! Where's Gus? Is Gus with me?

Gus

Why do I have to be in the pound?

Shawn

So we can get adopted together like two inseparable weenie dogs.

Juliet

I can't believe you hired my father!

Gus

For the record, I did not hire your father.

Juliet

Oh, you're in this, Gus. You're in deep. You're an accomplice. In fact, if this were a crime, you would be in cuffs right now.