FFrank
So Burton, how long you been a single man?
How do you know I'm single?
FFrank
How much time you got?
“In For A Penny” · Season 6, Episode 7
In this episode: Gus (4), Juliet O'Hara (4), Shawn Spencer (2)
Your father's coming to your birthday! I arranged the whole thing!
We.
We arranged the whole thing!
You did what?!
HE arranged the whole thing.
I know I'm in the doghouse.
Oh, you're not in the doghouse.
I'm not?
No, you're going to have to work really hard to make it in to the doghouse.
OK, so I'm in the yard, which is still an enclosed area. [sees Juliet's expression] Unless I'm in the pound. Jules, am I in the pound?! Where's Gus? Is Gus with me?
Why do I have to be in the pound?
So we can get adopted together like two inseparable weenie dogs.
I can't believe you hired my father!
For the record, I did not hire your father.
Oh, you're in this, Gus. You're in deep. You're an accomplice. In fact, if this were a crime, you would be in cuffs right now.
Where are you off to, Frank?
FFrank
Ah, nowhere! Just... Thought maybe you could handle things from here.
You know, it's funny. After Mom kicked you out and changed all the locks on the doors, I always wondered how you would sneak into my room, and leave little gifts on my nightstand. And eventually, I just figured out that you are really good at taking apart a window and putting it back together. In an out. Like a ghost.
FFrank
I don't know what you mean, Jules.
God, you are such a coward.
FFrank
There's no need for that.
Actually, there's a long overdue need for it. Your life has been so starved of honesty, that the second you feel it creeping around the corner, you are out the nearest door.
FFrank
I'm sorry you feel that way.
It's not a feeling, Frank. It's the truth. [Frank turns to walk away.] I'm not done. [Frank stops and turns back toward Juliet.] Look, I don't know if you've realized this, but I'm not a kid anymore. And I am not going to sit around and waste my time, and my tears, on missed recitals and birthdays, but what really breaks my heart... Is that you won't be there for all the moments to come.
FFrank
We don't know that, Juliet.
Yes, I do. Because that's my choice. And I don't want you there.
FFrank
You don't mean that.
Sadly, I mean every word. Because I feel cheated. I feel robbed. So congratulations, Frank. Your longest con of all was on your own daughter.
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