I am something that you never were. I am a bona fide star in the class C municipal Santa Barbara Co-Ed Softball League, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
“Dead Man's Curveball” · Season 6, Episode 5
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (5), Gus (3)
I'm not dressing up as that mascot again. That was humiliating.
Oh, come on, Gus. You killed it, man. Didn't you hear the crowd go nuts when you did The Worm?
That wasn't The Worm.
I'm sorry, The Centipede.
It wasn't The Centipede either. I was dealing with an itch on my stomach. I think that suit has fleas.
[Shawn has just accidentally ingested speed]
Why are you talking so fast?
Why are you hearing so slow?
IJIzzy Jackson
Listen, Shawn, don't take this the wrong way, but I'm on a bit of a hot streak of late. I don't want you coming in, messing with my swing. Because I have a tendency to over think things.
That surprises me.
[Gus is on the phone. Shawn is driving Gus's car, dressed in the Seabirds mascot costume]
Shawn, where are you, and where's my car?
I'll explain it all when I see you! I'm only a couple of minutes away.
What are you doing?
Driving around for a bit to make sure no one's following me. Your left blinker's out, by the way. Get this; I have some good news, and some bad news, and some good news. Here's the good: I know who killed Izzy.
What was the bad?
The killer may know I'm onto him.
And what was the other good?
He may think that me is actually you.
Wh- How is that good news?!
I meant good for me!
[Gus realizes someone is standing behind him, pointing a gun at him]
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