“Gus' Dad May Have Killed an Old Guy” · Season 2, Episode 10
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (6), Carlton Lassiter (2), Gus (1), Juliet O'Hara (1), Henry Spencer (1), Buzz (1)
[Lassiter's desk is covered with snow globes]
I hate snow globes.
Huh. That's strange, because my psychic sense told me specifically that snow globes didn't give you nightmares of being trapped in a clear ball with snow that burned your skin off.
Who keeps telling people I like snow globes?!
My name is Shwan. This is my partner, Scoony "U-Turn" Singleton
[Gus draws a uppercase "U" with his fingers]
The Christmas spirits told me to give this to you.
Oh my goodness, a Daisy Red Ryder! I had one of these when I was a kid. It was the reason I wanted to become a policeman.
Well, Merry Christmas, from me and Gus.
Thanks, guys.
He's gonna shoot his eye out.
Yes he is.
That was amazing. How did you know that?
Uh, the room where I take naps shares a vent with the room where they do the psychological evals. Lassie!
I-I hate snow globes.
Well, that's strange. My psychic senses told me specifically that snow globes didn't give you nightmares about being trapped in a clear ball with snow that burns your skin off. Merry Christmas from me and Gus! [turns to Juliet] Mr. Mittens says it felt just like going to sleep and he doesn't hold it against you at all. Kitty heaven? It's just like East Beach.
That is the best news ever.
Merry Christmas, from both Shawn and--
Whoa, whoa, this is a very special gift that's clearly just from me. Don't appropriate. Not at Christmastime.
...
Alright! Who keeps telling people I want snow globes for Christmas?!
We went almost three hours without having an argument.
It's our best holiday in years.
Ah, Mr. Mitchell.
Yes.
My name is Shawn Spencer--
I'm not interested in any fake vacation packages, I'm not giving you my social security number so I can gain the grand prize, and I'm not paying for any damn subscriptions for magazines that I know I'll never see! [slams door closed]
I am the head psychic of the Santa Barabara Police Department!
[door opens again] Oh. Come on in, then!
We call that a Sammy Floyd's Treehouse Shortcut Ambush.
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