I'd rather shower with a bear.
“Black & Tan: A Crime of Fashion” · Season 2, Episode 15
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (6), Gus (1), Carlton Lassiter (1), Henry Spencer (1)
Do not get up there and start winging it! That's not how we operate.
Dude, where have you been for the last two years?
Should I take her to Crab Shack Willy's or The Third Wharf?
Those can't possibly be real places.
You said it was important. [surveying Henry's tight black turtleneck] Clearly, you're about to shoot an Old Spice commercial.
SGSecurity Guard
I'm sorry. I can't let you guys in.
We're on the VIP list. Perhaps you recognize us as the modeling team Black and Tan.
SGSecurity Guard
Last names?
No last names. One of us is Black and one of us is Tan. Just check the list.
SGSecurity Guard
Wow. It's really you. Right this way, Tan.
Excuse me? I'm Black. He's Tan. I can't believe you just made that assumption. You should be ashamed of yourself and your family.
Remember Dad, you treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a Greek goddess, then a person again.
Let's crash a funeral.
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