“The Greatest Adventure in the History of Basic Cable” · Season 3, Episode 4
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (5), Henry Spencer (2), Karen Vick (2), Gus (1), Carlton Lassiter (1), Juliet O'Hara (1)
[in the interrogation room]
We didn't do anything wrong; we didn't break any laws. Oh no! Oh no! What- What did you do Shawn?
Nothing. It's just that laws keep changing. It's getting very challenging to keep up with them all. For example, did you know that it is now illegal to give a possum a perm?
[In the interrogation room]
Don't I get a phone call or something?
No.
Fine. How about a text message? I'll be quick, I just need to respond "OMG LOL." Here's a question: how do you make a face that's winking with the tongue coming out one side?
Let me be frank.
As long as I can be Dean and Gus can be Sammy.
Why do I always have to be Sammy?
Fine, he's Sammy. That makes you Joey Bishop. Is that what you really want? You want to be Joey Bishop?
SHAWN!
Jules, how often does someone set you up with "Let me be Frank"?
Shawn, don't forget that you are in a lot of trouble here and I am probably the only person in this room who cares to see you get out of it. Now it's 2:30 in the morning; we've been here for hours. Enough with the jokes; stop delaying and tell us what we want to hear!
[turns to Gus stunned] Oh my God, that was so hot.
Now, Mr. Spencer.
[together] Yes?
Oh, I meant the older... Sorry, not old... less...
Handsome? Less hair? Less friends on Facebook?
Less nose...
This is the best shake on the planet. One part ice cream, two parts awesome!
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