Shawn Spencer quotes from Psych

Shawn

[about Juliet] She is an enigma wrapped in a little blonde riddle.

Shawn

Don't you "ehh" me. I broke up a highly intricate race fixing syndicate while wearing a shirt designed by a monkey coming off a three day sugar binge.

Shawn

I think your shirt, and his shirt, should get together and go bowling.

Shawn

[about Henry's shirt] It's like a genocide of color...somewhere a rainbow is weeping.

Shawn

[Shawn walks out Henry's front door, then comes back a few seconds later] A little girl outside just started crying when she saw this shirt.

Shawn

It's a chance to go undercover in high school, a la 21 Jump Street? Obviously, I'm Johnny Depp; sadly, you can only pass for Holly Robinson.

Shawn

Where do I get a juice box and does it come in grapalicious.

Shawn

Do you realize what this means? She said Big and Top Secret! That's two of our favorite 80s movies!

Shawn

I'd say that's pretty ridiculous. Not as ridiculous as Denise Richards playing a nuclear physicist named Christmas Jones in a Bond movie, but still.

Shawn

Sweet black licorice!

Shawn

Look, Jules, you've got to take your chi back, take it back! And that means doing something big, something risky. Something that will help you blow this case wide open. [gets down on one knee] Marry me, Juliet.

Shawn

[on the phone with Juliet] Admit it, you're a little turned on by the whole bounty hunter thing, aren't you? Come on, Shawn Spencer, Bounty Hunter. I mean, I know the psychic thing is sexy, I mean, that's a given; it's a sexy thing, but... Shawn Spencer, Bounty Hunter. It's hot. It's hot!

Shawn

I like to call it very close talking.

Shawn

Duck, it's Byrd!

Shawn

My name is Shwan. This is my partner, Scoony "U-Turn" Singleton